{"id":82,"date":"2004-11-15T00:00:01","date_gmt":"2004-11-15T10:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/?p=82"},"modified":"2023-09-05T16:38:14","modified_gmt":"2023-09-06T02:38:14","slug":"jell-o-oreo-instant-pudding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2004\/11\/15\/jell-o-oreo-instant-pudding\/","title":{"rendered":"Jell-O Oreo Instant Pudding"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Jell-O<\/p>\n

I really like pudding, but I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not sure why.<\/p>\n

It could be because pudding is really good. Or because pudding is fun and quick to make. Or because pudding is something I enjoy licking off of a woman\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s body. I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know.<\/p>\n

What I do know is that the Jell-O Oreo Instant Pudding I bought was really good. Then again I really enjoy anything labeled Oreo or cookies and cream, but not as much as licking pudding off of a woman\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s body.<\/p>\n

Anyway, making the pudding took less than five minutes and after I was done, I let it sit in the refrigerator for awhile.<\/p>\n

Later, I pulled the bowl out and began eating it.<\/p>\n

While eating it, I flipped through the 200-plus television stations I can watch and I happened to come across The Cosby Show<\/a>. Then, thanks to Mr. Cosby, an idea popped into my head: <\/p>\n

JELL-O PUDDING POPS, BABY!!!<\/p>\n

You blogging moms<\/a> like that idea, right? Pretty good, eh? I feel so Martha-ish. <\/p>\n

I think I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d make a great blogging dad some day. If only I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t scare women away with that whole licking-pudding-off-of-their-body-thing.<\/p>\n

Although making pudding pops was a good idea, there was a slight problem: I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve never made pudding pops before. I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know what I could use to put the pudding in, so that I could stick it in the freezer.<\/p>\n

At first, I thought about putting the pudding into my, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Coffee: The Breakfast of Office Workers\u00e2\u20ac\u009d coffee mug, but realized that I would have a pretty huge pudding pop on my hands.<\/p>\n

Then I had the great idea to use an ice cube tray. So I scooped out the pudding and put them into the ice tray\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s slots. I let them sit in the freezer for a couple of hours and they turned into frozen pudding goodness<\/a>.<\/p>\n

However, I had a problem with taking them out of the ice tray. <\/p>\n

I know, blogging moms. I should\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve put popsicle sticks in them.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, I used up all of my popsicle sticks because when I role-play, I like to play doctor.<\/p>\n

The pudding pops turned out pretty good, but I found out if you leave them in the freezer for more than a couple of days, freezer burn sets in.<\/p>\n

So if you like Oreos, pudding, or licking stuff off of a person\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s body, then I would recommend Jell-O Oreo Instant Pudding.<\/p>\n

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Item:<\/b> Jell-O Oreo Instant Pudding
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> $1.69
\nRating:<\/b> 4 out of 5
\nPros:<\/b> Great tasting. Quick and easy to make. Great to lick off of body parts, if partner is willing.
\nCons:<\/b> Remember to use popsicle sticks when making pudding pops. Can get messy if trying to lick off of body parts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I really like pudding, but I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not sure why. It could be because pudding is really good. Or because pudding is fun and quick to make. Or because pudding is something I enjoy licking off of a woman\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s body. I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know. What I do know is that the Jell-O Oreo Instant Pudding I bought […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1440],"tags":[1652,1527,1663],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-jello","tag-oreo","tag-pudding"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":21514,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2017\/03\/23\/review-hersheys-cookies-n-creme-pudding\/","url_meta":{"origin":82,"position":0},"title":"REVIEW: Hershey’s Cookies ‘N’ Creme Pudding","author":"Rachel","date":"March 23, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"If there was a Nobel Prize for food flavors, whoever invented Cookies & Cr\u00e8me (Cream if you prefer) should\u2019ve been awarded one. 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