McDonald’s buffalo sauce<\/a>.<\/p>\nWell the dressing tasted like crap, but I thought the Zesty Chicken Border Bowl wouldn’t be a Zesty Chicken Border Bowl without the zest, so I added it.<\/p>\n
To my surprise, mixing it with the Border Bowl made it taste pretty good. <\/p>\n
I guess it’s kind of like how fertilizer smells and tastes like crap, but when added to a flower garden, it makes the garden look beautiful.<\/p>\n
You might be wondering how this is possible. Well let’s just chalk it up as one of those mysteries that may never get solved because most people don’t care, like whether or not Creed was a Christian rock band.<\/p>\n
Despite sacrificing a Zesty Chicken Border Bowl, I still see the DAMN commercial. <\/p>\n
It’s a good thing the Zesty Chicken Border Bowl is tasty, because it looks like I’m going to have to eat a few more to please the Television Advertising Gods.<\/p>\n
Item:<\/b> Taco Bell Zesty Chicken Border Bowl
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> $3.79
\nRating:<\/b> 8 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> A meal in a bowl. Border Bowl tastes good with dressing.
\nCons:<\/b> Damn annoying commercial. Dressing tastes like crap without Border Bowl. Didn’t please Television Advertising Gods.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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