{"id":9086,"date":"2011-04-12T00:21:23","date_gmt":"2011-04-12T10:21:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=9086"},"modified":"2020-12-12T10:35:37","modified_gmt":"2020-12-12T20:35:37","slug":"randomness-introducing-awesome-online-money-making-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2011\/04\/12\/randomness-introducing-awesome-online-money-making-blog\/","title":{"rendered":"RANDOMNESS: Introducing Awesome Online Money Making Blog"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I know it seems like every year I introduce a new blog and then it dies within a month due to neglect like it was a Tamagotchi in the back of a desk drawer (see The Impulsive Download and Cereal Mashup). But I’m teaming up with a friend to start up another new blog and this time the chances of it sticking around for more than a month are absolutely awesome, because it’s already been around for more than a month. <\/p>\n

So what’s this new blog called? Awesome Online Money Making Blog. What’s it about? Well, I guess our About page covers it best:<\/p>\n

Ever dream of making money in your underwear? \u00c2\u00a0Awesome Online Money Making Blog is your guide to making your half-naked dreams come true. \u00c2\u00a0We fuck your brain with tips and hints to help you make money online and we give it to you hard. \u00c2\u00a0We also assist you to become better online attention whores through blogging, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and whatever social network becomes trendy over the next few years. \u00c2\u00a0If you can produce shit that no one cares about, we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll help you make at least one person give a shit and monetize whatever dribble you send out into cyberspace. \u00c2\u00a0 If we can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t monetize your blog, then no one will be able to monetize it, and if we can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t monetize it, then you should smash your computer into pieces with a sledgehammer and get a real job.<\/p>\n

Disclaimer:<\/b> We are not online money making experts. You will probably not make any money or gain any fame with the tips we provide you. However, if you do make lots of money using our hints and tips, please let us know so that we can start to call ourselves \u00e2\u20ac\u0153online money making experts,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d which again, we are not at this time.<\/i><\/p>\n

So if you’re interested in learning useless online money making hints and tips, check out Awesome Online Money Making Blog<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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