{"id":92,"date":"2004-12-06T00:56:53","date_gmt":"2004-12-06T10:56:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/?p=92"},"modified":"2023-08-14T16:47:47","modified_gmt":"2023-08-15T02:47:47","slug":"apple-ipod-socks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2004\/12\/06\/apple-ipod-socks\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Apple iPod Socks"},"content":{"rendered":"

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You would think if they called something a sock, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d be able to wear it on your feet, but this was not the case with Apple iPod Socks, unless you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re a baby or a midget.<\/p>\n

I wanted to put one on a baby\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s foot, but I couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get my hands on a baby. <\/p>\n

Let me tell you, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s hard to find at the last minute a baby to use as a test subject. Even with $50,000 through the Black Market, our sources said it would\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve taken at least a couple of days.<\/p>\n

The iPod Socks come in a six-pack, with each box containing a gray, pink, blue, green, purple, and orange two-toned sock. They are supposed to be used as cases for the popular iPod.<\/p>\n

Being a manly man, I will not be caught using the pink iPod Sock. I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t care if pink is the new black. I had a horrible experience with wearing the color pink. <\/p>\n

The last time I wore pink was to a junior prom. My date wore a pink and white dress and wanted to match, so she suggested<\/strike> made me wear a white tuxedo with a pink tie and cummerbund. I can’t believe I did that just so I could go to the junior prom as a sophomore. <\/p>\n

When we went to the prom, it turned out that I was the ONLY guy in a white tuxedo. The only way I could\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve stood out more was if I wore a pink and white top hat with a neon sign that said, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Look at me! I’M LAME.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

The iPod Sock fits nicely over my third generation iPod, which will keep it nice and warm during these cold winter months. However, when I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m using an iPod Sock I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have access to the controls, which is a problem when I desperately don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to listen to my ex-girlfriend\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Backstreet Boys and New Age music that I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m too lazy to remove from my iTunes library. <\/p>\n