{"id":9368,"date":"2011-05-18T01:59:31","date_gmt":"2011-05-18T11:59:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=9368"},"modified":"2023-08-30T15:05:18","modified_gmt":"2023-08-31T01:05:18","slug":"review-nabisco-oreo-brownies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2011\/05\/18\/review-nabisco-oreo-brownies\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Nabisco Oreo Brownies"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Nabisco<\/a><\/p>\n

The Nabisco Oreo Brownies sound like the most awesome combination of sweets that has ever been conceived. <\/p>\n

The melding of Oreo cookies with chewy brownies sounds so awesome that I believe by just touching it it’ll bring a smile to my face, cause rainbows to form on a sunny day, and make birds sing to me instead of pooping on my car.<\/p>\n

However, Oreo Brownies aren’t as awesome as they sound or as awesome as what I typed to overly hype them in the previous paragraph. You see, Oreo Brownies aren’t really brownies and those birds are going to poop on your car, especially if you feed them these Oreo Brownies.<\/p>\n

If you look though the annals of the internet, you’ll discover there used to be Nabisco Oreo Brownies which were brownies with Oreo pieces baked in<\/a>, but these Nabisco Oreo Brownies are different. Although they’re not completely unfamiliar.<\/p>\n

Do you enjoy stuffing your cakehole with Oreo Cakesters? Then you’ll enjoy stuffing your browniehole with Oreo Brownies because they both taste exactly alike. However, while the Oreo Cakesters have an airiness to them, like cake, these Oreo Brownies are a little more dense, like, you guess it, brownies.<\/p>\n

\"Nabisco<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

If you’ve never had the pleasure of eating Oreo Cakesters, they taste like chocolate Hostess CupCakes. And if you’ve never had the pleasure of eating chocolate Hostess CupCakes, you’re probably skinny and have never had chocolate cake get stuck under your fingernails.<\/p>\n

Since Oreo Cakesters and Oreo Brownies taste the same, deciding which product to pick up depends on what you prefer: something that looks like an Oreo on steroids or something that looks like an Oreo Cakester on better steroids that was shot by one of Spider-Man’s web-shooters. Or if you’re a stickler for metrics, do you go with two Oreo Cakesters, which are 14 grams heavier than an Oreo Brownie, but have more calories, saturated fat, and sugar? Or if you’re a stickler for value, do you go with a box of Oreo Cakesters that has seven packs of two cookies or a box of Oreo Brownies that comes with ten brownies?<\/p>\n

Because I’m a fan of Oreo Cakesters<\/a>, it’s easy for me to like these Oreo Brownies, but at the same time they disappoint me because they taste like Oreo Cakesters and not some Oreo\/brownie hybrid that makes rainbows appear and deters birds from pooping on my car.<\/p>\n

If you do decide to pick up a box of Nabisco Oreo Brownies, I’d recommend sticking them in the fridge for a little while because they end up a little chewier and a little awesomer.<\/p>\n

(Nutrition Facts – 1 brownie – 190 calories, 9 grams of fat, 3 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 2 grams of polyunsaturated fat, 3 grams of monounsaturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 150 milligrams of sodium, 65 milligrams of potassium, 26 grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram fiber, 15 grams of sugar, 2 grams of protein, 20% calcium and 10% iron.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Nabisco Oreo Brownies
\nPrice:<\/b> $4.99
\nSize:<\/b> 10 brownies
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Safeway
\nRating:<\/b> 7 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Tastes like an Oreo Cakester. Tastes like Hostess CupCakes. Better when chilled. Contains poly- and monounsaturated fats.
\nCons:<\/b> Tastes like an Oreo Cakester. Thinner than I thought they’d be. Not actual brownies, just shaped like brownies. Doesn’t cause rainbows to form on a sunny day. Birds pooping on my 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