Someday, the creepy BK pillowcase featuring The King I’m about to give away will be valuable. Probably not tomorrow. Probably not next year. Probably not a decade from now. But the creepy BK pillowcase will be valuable when the robots take over the Earth because it will make a wonderful sack for gathering food while trying to avoid being detected by well-armed robots.<\/p>\n
But that’s not for a long time, so the winner of the BK pillowcase will have to decide whether to keep it as a collectable and later sell it on eBay for tens of dollars, use it to cover a pillow, or turn it into a sack to help feed the survivors of the future great robot war. <\/p>\n
And the person who will have to make that decision when they win this creepy BK pillowcase is:<\/p>\n
Mir<\/b><\/p>\n
Congratulations to Mir, who was selected using an online random number generator (who will probably be General Online Random Number Generator during the great robot war). <\/p>\n
Also, thank you to everyone who participated. I hope to have another prize drawing soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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