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<\/a><\/center><\/p>\nOh Mrs. Butterworth, you’re such a genius.<\/p>\n
You’ve created the PERFECT way to drink syrup.<\/p>\n
With your Mrs. Butterworth’s Little Drinkers, I can drink your original syrup whenever, wherever, and with whoever I want. <\/p>\n
Say! I like Little Drinkers, you know. I like them, me the Marvo. I will drink them in the snow. I will drink them with the ghost of Marilyn Monroe. I will drink them on New Year’s Eve 2004. I will drink them with a French whore. I will drink them while I shave. I will drink them on Dr. Atkins’ grave. I do so like Little Drinkers, you know! Thank you! Thank you, me the Marvo!<\/p>\n
So no more carrying around a syrup bottle and women asking me, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Is that a syrup bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?<\/p>\n
Um…It’s a syrup bottle. You aren’t THAT pretty.<\/p>\n
Another problem I had with carrying around a whole bottle was that it’s hard to keep track of how much syrup I drank. Take one swig, then take another, and before you know it, I’ve consumed half the bottle and I’m bouncing off the walls like Andy Dick on cocaine.<\/p>\n
With these Little Drinkers, I can have controlled two-ounce doses of syrup. It’s like taking a shot of syrup.<\/p>\n
Quarters anyone?<\/p>\n
Also, with these Little Drinkers, it’s easier to get every last drop of syrup. All I have to do is just lick the cup. With a bottle it’s hard to lick anything, unless you enjoy getting your tongue stuck in the bottle.<\/p>\n
Oh, crap! I just looked at the packaging again.<\/p>\n
It’s Little Dunkers<\/b>. <\/p>\n
All this time I thought it was Little Drinkers.<\/p>\n
Holy crap! I guess I really have been consuming waaay too much High Fructose Corn Syrup.<\/p>\n
Item:<\/b> Mrs. Butterworth’s Little Dunkers
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> $2.50 (Six-Pack)
\nRating:<\/b> 6 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Convenient. Easier to drink and to dunk. Easier than a bottle to carry.
\nCons:<\/b> You pay for portability. I need to cut back on the High Fructose Corn Syrup.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Oh Mrs. Butterworth, you’re such a genius. You’ve created the PERFECT way to drink syrup. With your Mrs. Butterworth’s Little Drinkers, I can drink your original syrup whenever, wherever, and with whoever I want. Say! I like Little Drinkers, you know. I like them, me the Marvo. I will drink them in the snow. 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