{"id":99,"date":"2004-12-15T01:16:59","date_gmt":"2004-12-15T11:16:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/?p=99"},"modified":"2023-08-14T17:57:04","modified_gmt":"2023-08-15T03:57:04","slug":"nestle-nesquik-chocolate-milkshake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2004\/12\/15\/nestle-nesquik-chocolate-milkshake\/","title":{"rendered":"Nestle Nesquik Chocolate Milkshake"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Nesquik<\/p>\n


\n My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
\n And they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re like, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It’s better than yours.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d
\n Damn right it’s better than yours,
\n I can teach you\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6
\n<\/i><\/p>\n

Okay, I think this review is off to a bad start. Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s try again\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n

Milkshakes make my mouth modulate mindlessly monthly.<\/p>\n

Okay, the alliteration idea is lame. Let me try again\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n

Um\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n

Okay, this isn’t working out very well. Oh screw it!<\/p>\n

Nestle Nesquik Chocolate Milkshake. It’s not a chocolate milkshake, it’s chocolate milk that supposed to taste like a chocolate milkshake. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not bad, but doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t really taste like a chocolate milkshake. A milkshake is waaaay better. I can make a better milkshake. Damn right it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s better than theirs. Contains calcium and vitamins A & D. Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t forget to shake well. I can finally recycle that damn Nesquik Chocolate Milkshake bottle.<\/p>\n

Now that the review is out of the way, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s time to announce this month\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s prize drawing.<\/p>\n

Hmm\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6What shall I give away this month? <\/p>\n

I could give away Gmail accounts, but who DOESN\u00e2\u20ac\u2122T have a Gmail account by now. Google passes out invitations like they were Ecstasy at a rave.<\/p>\n

Wait, I got it.<\/p>\n

This month, the Impulsive Buy will be giving away three (3) boxes of Jello Oreo Instant Pudding, which we reviewed<\/a> last month. There will be three winners, who will each receive one (1) box.<\/p>\n

If you haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t read the review, I basically say Jello Oreo Instant Pudding is perfect for licking off of most body parts.<\/p>\n

To enter the drawing, just leave a comment for THIS review. Also, so that we don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t seem like comment whores, you can also enter by sending us an email<\/a> with the phrase \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Jello Oreo\u00e2\u20ac\u009d in the subject field.<\/p>\n

If you leave a comment, don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t forget to fill out the email field, because we will be emailing winners for their mailing addresses. Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t worry about the shipping, we will take care of that.<\/p>\n

We will start accepting entries for the drawing on December 15, 2004. We will stop accepting entries on December 19, 2004 at 11:59 pm (Hawaii Standard Time). Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is only open to those in the United States and Canada.<\/b><\/p>\n

Entries will be stuffed into\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6Um\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s see what containers we have. <\/p>\n

Oh! They will be stuffed into the Nesquik Chocolate Milkshake bottle I just picked out from the recycle bin. Winning entries will be drawn from this bottle and will probably smell like\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n

(Opens bottle and takes a sniff)<\/p>\n

Oooh, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s nasty. It will probably smell like spoiled Nesquik Chocolate Milkshake.<\/p>\n

For those of you who\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve never won anything before, here\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s your chance to finally to win. There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s no need for performance enhancing drugs.<\/p>\n

Fine Print: We promise your email address will not be used to send you spam about some drug that you don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know how to pronounce the name of. We also promise your mailing address will not be used to send you offers for free issues of Business Week and Sports Illustrated. Bribes will not be accepted. We will not be responsible for lost mail.<\/small><\/p>\n

\n

Item:<\/b> Nestle Nesquik Chocolate Milkshake
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> $1.99 (on sale)
\nRating:<\/b> 3 out of 5
\nPros:<\/b> Kind of good. Calcium. Vitamins A & D. I can finally get rid of the empty Nesquik Chocolate Milkshake bottle that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s been sitting on my desk for weeks (Okay, not until the drawing is over).
\nCons:<\/b> Doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t really taste like a chocolate milkshake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re like, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It’s better than yours.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Damn right it’s better than yours, I can teach you\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Okay, I think this review is off to a bad start. Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s try again\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Milkshakes make my mouth modulate mindlessly monthly. Okay, the alliteration idea is lame. 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