Pizza Hut knows we all have the internet, right?
Because how can they consider their new 3-Cheese Stuffed Crust Pizza to be the latest and greatest they can offer in the United States when many of us know about–via the internet–a pizza they introduced in the Middle East last year with cheeseburgers as the outer crust, which still hasn’t made its way here. I mean, if this was the 1980s and they released a pizza with cheeseburgers as the outer crust in the Middle East, I’m pretty sure no one in the U.S. would’ve found out about it, unless someone was fortunate to have a Middle Eastern pen pal.
But it’s not the leotard and leggings 80s, it’s 2013 and information spreads easily. When actresses climb out of a car awkwardly, their upskirt photos are posted all over the internet within minutes. When the Boston Red Sox won the World Series, their Wikipedia page was updated within seconds after the final out.
Yes, I’m upset.
This should be a review about a pizza with frickin’ cheeseburgers, but instead I’m writing about a pizza with three cheeses in its crust. I mean, that would be impressive if that was the most cheeses they ever put into a crust, but it’s not. Remember their Crazy Cheesy Crust Pizza? Well, that had five.
But enough of my desire to see that pizza-cheeseburger hybrid in the United States. And it’s not as if other countries now have it…
Wait! What the fu…! Ugh. Seriously? Whatever.
The three cheeses stuffed into the outer crust of this pizza are mozzarella (boring because it’s all over the rest of the pizza), white cheddar (the albino brother of regular cheddar), and provolone (my first cheese option at Subway). The Pizza Hut 3-Cheese Stuffed Crust Pizza is a hand tossed-style pizza and you can get whatever toppings you want on yours, but I ordered mine with pepperoni because I’m as boring as the mozzarella, white cheddar, and provolone stuffed into the crust of this pizza.
Let me move away from the stuffed crust for a moment and talk about the rest of the pizza, which won’t be much because it’s just the normal hand-tossed Pizza Hut pizza. If you’re not familiar with their hand-tossed pizza, it’s thinner and not as crispy as their pan pizza. As for the sauce, cheese, and pepperoni, it’s the typical stuff you’d find on any Pizza Hut pizza.
Now back to the stuffed crust.
Seeing the large puffs on the edge of the pizza, might make you think that each one of them is stuffed with cheese, but they’re not. If you’re an optimist, you’d say they’re half-full of cheese. But if you’re a pessimist, you’d say they’re half-full of air. The combined flavor of the three cheeses is a nice change of pace from the typical mozzarella in the original Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust Pizza. Each cheese has a mild flavor so one isn’t going to overwhelm the others. When combined they have a decent flavor that does entice me to eat the crust instead of throwing it away, feeding it to birds, or use them as horns on my head while my friends and I play pizza crust bull and pizza box matador.
However, I don’t see myself ever buying this pizza again. Yes, it’s an improvement over the previous stuffed crust pizza, but I can’t help but think they could’ve done more to encourage non-crust eaters to scarf down the additional carbs. Maybe include a dipping sauce, like they did with their oddly familiar looking Pizza Hut Cheesy Bites Pizza? Or, since the stuffed crust is half-full of air, why not stuff a little sauce, meat, and veggies. Or maybe do something crazy, like attach cheeseburgers.
(Nutrition Facts – 1/8 of a pizza – 300 calories, 160 calories from fat, 17 grams of fat, 9 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 50 milligrams of cholesterol, 880 milligrams of sodium, 34 grams of carbohydrates, 3 grams of fiber, 1 gram of sugar, and 16 grams of protein.)
Item: Pizza Hut 3-Cheese Stuffed Crust Pizza
Purchased Price: $16.99* (for one topping)
Purchased at: Pizza Hut
Rating: 6 out of 10
Pros: Flavor of the three cheeses is a step up from the usual mozzarella in the original Stuffed Crust Pizza. Ample pepperoni. If you enjoy Pizza Hut hand-tossed pizzas, this one will not offend you. The internet. The Pizza Hut cheeseburger crust pizza. Playing pizza crust bull and pizza box matador.
Cons: Stuffed crust is half-full of air; could’ve used that space to fit more ingredients. Could’ve also used a dipping sauce. Still waiting for Pizza Hut’s cheeseburger crust pizza in the U.S. Doesn’t beat the record for number of cheeses in a Pizza Hut crust. Looks like a Pizza Hut Cheesy Bites Pizza. Having my upskirt photos posted on the internet.
*Because I live on a rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, things are a bit pricier here. You’ll probably pay less than I did.
13 thoughts to “REVIEW: Pizza Hut 3-Cheese Stuffed Crust Pizza”
Now I’m not sure if this has been done, but I must ask:
Why hasn’t a fast food chain sold burgers with mini pizzas as the buns, toppings facing inward, and then the usual burger patty and accoutrements on top? I’m sure it would sell, at least on late night menus. 🙂
Maybe it’s just because I haven’t eaten yet, but that pizza looks mighty tasty!
I want what ML Bishop is having. You could probably do this at home with the frozen bagel pizzas.
Pizza Hut should look into a limited-time offering of some of the more iconic international pizzas that everybody on the interwebs has read about. I might shell out for some of the more bizarre Asian variants.
This review was great! The hubby And I were contemplating on whether or not to try this baby. I laughed so hard reading this and it had some great insight to save people from wasting sir money on something that looks great but just doesn’t deliver. One suggestion- get some social sharing buttons, so you can make it easy for people like me to share this great blog through Facebook, Twitter and G+. Thanks!
I actually enjoyed the airy crust filled with 3 cheese. It’s a nice texture to go with the three cheese. I wish the rest of the pizza had a deep dish feel to it. I clicked on the UK link for the cheeseburger pizza and that looks sickening. If I want a cheeseburger, I’ll order one by itself. I want no part of it on my pizza. Of course, if there hadn’t been a deal at my local Hut I wouldn’t have bought this. I keep having fantasies of baking my own stuffed crust pizza with Sargento cheese sticks. Hmmm.
I like the 3 cheese stuffed crust but I would love to see like a 4 or 5 cheese stuffed crust pizza
This pizza does not have enough cheese in the crust! I got one and it is a step down from the original. The review is correct – the crust is filled with mostly air, not cheese! Never getting it again.
Total rip off! No visible cheese in the crust -should be called cheese flavored crust
We tried the three cheese (where were they? What were they?) Stuffed crust pizza. There was a smidgen of mozzarella maybe in the crust. We ordered peppers and inions as toppings and the onions were not nice uniform slices. They were sloppy chunks thrown on top. The pizza was overcooked. Overall, it was lousy. We usually like Pizza Hut pizzas. This was a disappointment. 1 star on this one.
Had a 3 cheese stuffed crust pizza tonight. I thought it was good but my wife said she preferred the original stuffed crust.
The pizza was good but I got more enjoyment from the review of the pizza on this sight. I love a sense of humor and a business of any kind that allows that humor to be used our expressed on the job.
The Last time i had their pizza i got food poisoning or a viruse or something because the next day i got realy sick i couldnt evan stand i was so weak and count eat until i thew up.But everytime i take a bite of pizza hut pizza i feel like im going to throw up i dont even swallow i have to spit it out.So pizza hut you need to improve the taste it looks pretty and i wana eat it but it makes me sick.
I got one of these yesterday. I ordered it with light sauce. There was barely any cheese in the crust and the pizza was loaded with sauce. The overwhelming taste of the pizza was the taste of sugar that obviously is in the sauce. The other thing that I noticed was that the entire crust was exceptionally gummy.
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