The APORKalypse is upon us!
Run…to your nearest Hardee’s if you want to experience the chain’s new APORKalypse Burrito and APORKalypse Biscuit, both of which feature three types of pork.
Three? Come on, Hardee’s! There’s the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! Why couldn’t you fit one more type of pork? Canadian bacon? Cheese made out of pig’s milk?
The APORKalypse Burrito combines four ham slices, two sausage patties, bacon pieces, folded eggs, American cheese, and Swiss cheese in a warm flour tortilla. It has, brace yourselves, 1110 calories, 740 calories from fat, 82 grams of fat, 29 grams of saturated fat, 435 milligrams of cholesterol, 3170 milligrams of sodium, 41 grams of carbohydrates, 2 grams of fiber, 3 grams of sugar, and 48 grams of protein.
The breakfast burrito is available for $3.99. It can also be ordered as a small combo with hash rounds and a drink for $5.69.
The APORKalypse Biscuit comes with four ham slices, three bacon strips, just one sausage patty, a folded egg, and American and Swiss cheeses on Hardee’s Made from Scratch Buttermilk Biscuits. It has 920 calories, 590 calories from fat, 66 grams of fat, 25 grams of saturated fat, 240 milligrams of cholesterol, 2540 milligrams of sodium, 46 grams of carbohydrates, 3 grams of fiber, 4 grams of sugar, and 35 grams of protein.
The biscuit sandwich has a price of $3.79 and a small combo costs $5.49.
If you’ve tried either one, let us know what you think of it in the comments.
(Images via Hardee’s)