FAST FOOD NEWS: Hardee’s APORKalypse Burrito and Biscuit

Hardee s APORKalypse Burrito

The APORKalypse is upon us!

Run…to your nearest Hardee’s if you want to experience the chain’s new APORKalypse Burrito and APORKalypse Biscuit, both of which feature three types of pork.

Three? Come on, Hardee’s! There’s the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! Why couldn’t you fit one more type of pork? Canadian bacon? Cheese made out of pig’s milk?

The APORKalypse Burrito combines four ham slices, two sausage patties, bacon pieces, folded eggs, American cheese, and Swiss cheese in a warm flour tortilla. It has, brace yourselves, 1110 calories, 740 calories from fat, 82 grams of fat, 29 grams of saturated fat, 435 milligrams of cholesterol, 3170 milligrams of sodium, 41 grams of carbohydrates, 2 grams of fiber, 3 grams of sugar, and 48 grams of protein.

The breakfast burrito is available for $3.99. It can also be ordered as a small combo with hash rounds and a drink for $5.69.

Hardee s APORKalypse Biscuit

The APORKalypse Biscuit comes with four ham slices, three bacon strips, just one sausage patty, a folded egg, and American and Swiss cheeses on Hardee’s Made from Scratch Buttermilk Biscuits. It has 920 calories, 590 calories from fat, 66 grams of fat, 25 grams of saturated fat, 240 milligrams of cholesterol, 2540 milligrams of sodium, 46 grams of carbohydrates, 3 grams of fiber, 4 grams of sugar, and 35 grams of protein.

The biscuit sandwich has a price of $3.79 and a small combo costs $5.49.

If you’ve tried either one, let us know what you think of it in the comments.

(Images via Hardee’s)

24 thoughts to “FAST FOOD NEWS: Hardee’s APORKalypse Burrito and Biscuit”

  1. these items are just so sad…

    p.s. if somebody has tried either they are probably dead by now

    1. A couple of years ago Hardees had an Aporkalypse sandwich,about three times the size of the biscuit and burrito they now have. A LOT of food it was!

    2. I’m still alive after eating biscuit my helper on the other hand had carb crash for two hours

      1. Oh no. Hatdees biscuits are better than Grandma’s or mama’s. Actually the best on earth. Crust is actually real golden brown and NOT so fluffy that inside tastes like raw dough

  2. So what happened to the Aporkalypse breakfast sandwich from a couple of years ago? People thought it was too large so it was wimped down to a small biscuit and a small hurrito?

  3. So . . . it’s a Monster Biscuit with 1 extra piece of bacon?

    Seriously — it’s the exact same thing stacked in a different order. Color me confused, but we’ve had Monster Biscuits for the last 4 years?

    1. This is way smaller than a monster. Eating one now. 🙁 I want them to bring back the monster lol. I only get maybe 2 a year and I feel cheated lol

  4. they f****** me. it had bacon bits, not pieces like in the pic. sounds real petty but theres definitely a difference between bacon bits and thick slices… I feel bamboozled

  5. Like the previous posts it is the same as monster. Big difference in the burrito I tried was it had gravy alot of gravy. Was i was served was nowhere near the picture advertised. Very little bacon. Mostly ham, egg, sasuage and gravy, no bacon. Not worth the price nor calories.

  6. Is it illegal to drive while eating this thing at the wheel/
    PS: While driving you want the biscuit, (yum!) which may make the cockpit of your vehicle easier for your old man to clean up afterwards. — CheaterA

    1. did they forget the ham, or just didnt put it on my sandwich on purpose, i called the restaurant, the person answered and just said “hello”, if that wasnt unproffesional enough, she then started talking to other workers, before i could even say anything, i say talking, but she was cussing at the other workers, she had no idea who was on the other end of the phone and didnt care, good representation of the company.

  7. Would be a lot better with tomatoes, grilled onions and maybe some jalapenos, mine didn’t have hardly any bacon on it, it was disappointing

  8. I had one, it was awesome! (burrito) way too big and I saved half for later, Good combination of fillings, would recommend some salsa to go with it, just ask for some.

  9. Miy biscuit was great.They had 6 halfes of bacon on it.Which total 3 pieces of bacon.

  10. I had two ap biscuits late this morning. They were great! (Btw, I never buy anything from Hardee’s without a coupon), At $4 for two, they were delicious bargain. I may never eat again!

  11. Wow I just had the new burrito !
    Really? I love the menu board in the drive thru! To bad the food or the burrito I had looked nothing like the nice pic on board!
    Of course I’m eatin at Hardee’s in Hartselle ,alabama!
    Really Carl’s y’all should just fire all the crack heads there or just shut it down

    1. By the note this website! I was not there at one something in the morning! Makes me wonder if Hardee’s will post ! Hardee’s I know we’re in a world of 90 percent of the youth are nasty u know whats and don’t care! And your not posed judge! Well maybe you should ! ESPEACIALLY when Ur hiring someone for food handling jobs! Please shut hartselle, al down and next time be more selective !

  12. This is a joke. All mine had was a little bit of ham and bacon. I ate 2/3 of the buritto before I even got any meat and then it was just a little bit to one side. Had americam cheese noy swiss. Somebody needs to go to Humboldt,TN and teach these people how to cook. My hash rounds were even half cooked. Service was very slow. Looked like only one cashier there.

  13. Eating too many Aporkalypse Burritos is a death sentence. This is just about the worst mass of unhealthy eating I have ever seen. There is more sodium in one breakfast sandwich than an adult should consume in one day. The fat content is sky high. My educational background: registered pharmacist.

  14. I had one of these burritos at the Minerva Ohio store and I agree with other posters as I’d really like to receive my food to look as tantalizing as the the food on the poster board ,but as far as the burrito it was huge yet it was nothing like the one pictured,i got no strips of bacon mine was literally over filled with what looked and tasted like salad bacon bits ,so ful of them that they were all over me and my truck in no time ,at 1/2 way I gave up eating it ,it was terrible way to salty and way to much salad style bacon ,I wanna be clear I love to eat at Hardee’s but this thing is bad

  15. I try not to eat more than 300 calories in a breakfast sandwich. There is still lunch and dinner to eat you know! How fat does Hardees want america to get? 1110 calories in an aporkalypse burrito!!!!! I,ve dismantled their bisquits and made 4 open face bisquits from one
    sausage, bacon and egg bisquit.

  16. My son and husband liked it. We get hardees breakfast maybe twice a month. If you worried about the fat and calories don’t order it. This is a personal choice no one forced you to order one.

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