Is there another Smurfs movie coming out? Because Hostess has a Twinkies filling color that would be PERFECT for a Smurfs tie-in. (Spotted by Amanda Y at Walmart.)

I don’t know why, but as I type this, I’m craving a Big Mac and fries. Update: I ate one so everything is good in the world. (Spotted by Robbie at Walmart Neighborhood Market.)

Update: We tried it! Click here to read our review.

There’s also an Ultimate Three Meat variety. I look forward to DiGiorno stuffing an entire pizza into a pizza. (Spotted by Robbie at Target.)

Instead of Cookie Crisp-flavored oatmeal, I’d like to taste Cookie Crisp Cookies that are around the usual chocolate chip cookie size. (Spotted by Robbie at Walmart Neighborhood Market.)

Yabba Dabba Gruel! (Spotted by Robbie at Walmart.)