REVIEW: Method Sea Minerals Marine Naturals Body Wash

Written by | June 3, 2009

Topics: 8 Rating, Body Wash, Method, Personal

Before the period in my life when I went to the beach to take voyeuristic photos of women in bikinis so that I could post them on the internet and before my current fear of taking off my shirt in public, I went to the beach to enjoy the salty air, cool blue water and the sound of crashing waves. The Method Sea Minerals Marine Naturals Body Wash reminds me of those simpler times when I wasn’t the freak on the beach with his shirt on who would have the meanest farmer’s tan and armed with a camera with a telephoto lens pretending to take photos of natural scenery.

The body wash’s pleasant fragrant and slightly salty scent reminds me of those days spent lounging and swimming at Hapuna Beach when I was a youngster and not a pervert. Sometimes I would swim out a little farther than everyone else and, while treading water, I would urinate in the Pacific Ocean with a big smile on my face. No pulling down my shorts. No aiming. Just letting it flow into the largest toilet bowl on the planet. For some reason the warm urine felt good as it escaped my body and mixed with the cold sea water. It’s a feeling I think everyone should experience, unless you’re at a beach that’s known for its regular shark sightings.

No, peeing in a swimming pool is not the same. Peeing in a swimming pool is for savages.

The Method Sea Minerals Marine Naturals Body Wash smells very similar to the Method Sea Mineral Hand Wash, but not as strong. If you’re not familiar with Method products, they are eco-friendly, haven’t been tested on animals and don’t contain ingredients that are considered to be pollutants or possible irritants, like parabens, phthalates and EDTA. One ingredient that this body wash does contain is sea salt, which gives it its slightly salty scent and is supposed to help purify the skin. But don’t expect the body wash to have granules of salt to exfoliate your skin or enough sodium to make your skin lickable to a race horse.

Because it’s eco-friendly, some people might think that it doesn’t clean as well as regular body washes, but it lathers up nicely, makes my naked body clean and leaves me smelling great in a scent that’s suitable for a man with a camera or the bikini clad woman he is secretly taking pictures of.

Item: Method Sea Minerals Marine Naturals Body Wash
Price: $6.99
Size: 18 ounces
Purchased at: Target
Rating: 8 out of 10
Pros: Nice fragrant, slightly salty unisex scent. Sexy curvy bottle. Reminds me of the beach. Doesn’t contain harmful pollutants or irritants. Not tested on animals. Lathers up nicely. Hapuna Beach.
Cons: Pricey. Might be difficult to find. Peeing in a swimming pool. Cap might be hard to recycle. Taking voyeuristic photos of unsuspecting women in bikinis. My fear of taking off my shirt in public.






9 Comments For This Post I'd Love to Hear Yours!

  1. Bear Silber says:

    Does human urine attract sharks? :P You’re a beast. Thanks for reminding us all that you live in Hawaii and I’m sure minutes, if not less, from the beach.

  2. Clevegal42 says:

    There is no P in ocean – why do you insist on putting it there? The P belongs in the pool.

  3. rob says:

    They stole this idea from Kramer! Somebody get Jackie Chiles on the phone! This is an outrage!

  4. Bear Silber says:

    @Rob – Haha, that’s a great episode. Check out what I just found this morning!

    http://www.entertonement.com/collections/2021/Seinfeld

  5. Bryan says:

    The bottle is shaped oddly – like a sea cucumber. Or a deformed fill-in-the-blank.

  6. grinder says:

    I had a friend who took a leak in the Dead Sea. I guess it is not like peeing in the ocean, which left a smile on your face. It is more like a bad STD. The burny, itchy and wishing your dick would just hurry up and fall off kind of STD.

    Oh, and the product looks like something I would like to try.

  7. JamieSusan says:

    Does it get the urine scent out of your swim trunks?

    Love, Gimmeyummy

  8. Chuck says:

    That’s one sexy curvy bottle there. I can see how it would be fun in the shower.

  9. awesome1 says:

    “Taking voyeuristic photos of unsuspecting women in bikinis” now how is that a con?? I demand you move it to pro section.



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