I think I’ve got a wonderful plan that will get women to fall for me. It’s a simple formula: Have a decent singing voice, play the piano, and sing lyrics that go somewhat like this:
The red roses I sent aren’t as beautiful as you.
The scent doesn’t smell as sweet as you do.
The petals aren’t as colorful as your red lips.
The leaves arenâ€™t as curvy as your hips.
Muahaha! I will have many women fall for me once I finish my song, learn how to play the piano, get a decent singing voice, overcome my control freak tendencies, be able to open up emotionally, conquer my shyness, and wax my back. Itâ€™s a foolproof plan.
This whole piano playing/singing thing worked well for Harry Connick, Jr. After all, heâ€™s married to a Victoria Secrets model. It also seemed to have worked for the young British jazz musician, Jamie Cullum.
How do I know?
I know because all the teenage girls on MTVâ€™s TRL were screaming for him. Not like horror-film-screaming. More like â€œI LUV U JAMIE!â€ or â€œU R SO HOT JAMIE!â€ -screaming.
Despite my jealousy about Cullumâ€™s ability to write a good song, sing well, play the piano, and woo young women, his debut album, Twentysomething, is a very good listen. One track that stands out is the bonus track â€œFrontinâ€™,â€ which is a great cover of The Neptunes track of the same name. (You know, Pharrell Williams and that Asian dude.) Many of the other tracks on the album are upbeat and will definitely have your toes tappinâ€™.
If you like jazz, Harry Connick, Jr., or want to listen to something different, I would recommend you give Jamie Cullum a try.
What I wouldnâ€™t recommend is trying to be like Jamie Cullum, because itâ€™s been really hard learning how to play the piano and making my voice do things it was never meant to do, like sing.
Product: Jamie Cullum – Twentysomething
Purchase Price: $8.99 (on sale)
Rating: 8 out of 10
Pros: A toe tappinâ€™ treat. Something different than the usual rap, punk, rock, and electronic stuff I listen to. The CD can be found for a regular price of $9.99.
Cons: May make you think you can woo women by writing a song and playing the piano.