While browsing though the DVD new releases section at my favorite national brick and mortar music and video store chain that has filed for bankruptcy due to online shopping and illegal downloading, I came upon several interesting titles.
For example, the Olsen twinsâ€™ â€œNew York Minute,â€ which I wouldâ€™ve gotten, but Iâ€™m not a teenage girl or a lonely, scary middle-aged man, who gets Victoriaâ€™s Secrets catalogs delivered to his mailbox under a female alias.
I also happen to come upon a DVD I was hoping they would put out someday, The Best of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
Holy crap! All of my favorite Triumph moments are on this DVD.
Let me tell you, buying this DVD is a lot easier than trying to illegally download Triumph clips via Kazaa or Limewire. To download these clips is sooo slow sometimes and not every clip is available. Plus, the Hollywood Squares clip is kind of fuzzy, like someone recorded the clip on a television that gets its reception from a cheapo antenna.
Not like I do that kind of illegal downloading, Mr. Recording Industry Association of America and Ms. Motion Picture Association of America.
Umâ€¦like I said before, all my favorite Triumph moments are on this DVD.
From the classic Attack of the Nerds, where Triumph harasses the nerds waiting in line at the Star Wars: Attack of the Clones premier to his appearances on the previously mentioned Hollywood Squares to all his Westminster Dog Show segments to his trashing of Bon Jovi.
As with all DVDs there are some never-before-seen extras, like more footage on Triumphâ€™s Attack of the Nerds. There can never be too much of harassing of nerds. If I have to go through the constant harassment, every nerd should go through it.
Thereâ€™s approximately 150 minutes of laughter for you and many minutes of steamy dog-puppet-on-dog action your pooch might enjoy.
Item: The Best of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog DVD
Purchase Price: $14.99 (on sale)
Rating: 5 out of 5
Pros: Damn funny! All of Triumphâ€™s classic comedy bits are on this DVD, which makes illegally downloading them unnecessary. Possible pooch porn.
Cons: Not everyoneâ€™s cup of tea, like my parents and your parents. Possible pooch porn.