Over the past nine months, The Impulsive Buy has reviewed a couple of products from the company Method because ever since reading an article about the company in the magazine Business 2.0, I’ve gone gaga over the company, like they were…
a. Opening day movie tickets for Star Wars Episode Three: Revenge of the Sith.
b. Google stocks.
c. Pictures of accidental celebrity nipple slips.
This time I decided to review the Method Bathroom Cleaner, which I have been using for the past few months. I like using Method products because they are biodegradable and non-toxic, which means…
a. I don’t have to wear rubber gloves when using it.
b. No taste of poison paradise. I’m not addicted to you. Don’t you know that you’re non-toxic.
c. It may come in handy when I’m really drunk and run out of Listerine to drink.
It’s an all-purpose cleaner so I’ve been using it to clean almost everything in my bathroom, like the shower, shower curtain, sink, countertop, and water fixtures. It cleans just as well as most bathroom cleaners out in the market, but when I’m done cleaning with the Method Bathroom Cleaner, my bathroom has a nice, fresh cucumber scent.
The cucumber scent was refreshing because most bathroom cleaners come in either citrus or chemical scent. Unfortunately, the Method Bathroom Cleaner only comes in the cucumber scent. However, this might be good for those of you who dislike cucumber because…
a. You believe zucchinis are much better and more fun than cucumbers.
b. They aren’t as cute as pickles.
c. You had a horrific accident involving a banana peel, a cucumber patch, and a particular orifice.
Despite the nice cucumber scent, the mist of the Method Bathroom Cleaner…
a. Caused me to sneeze.
b. Made me cough like a college freshman trying his or her first ever bong hit.
c. Irritated my throat as badly as it gets after a night of butchering every song I sang at karaoke.
Of course, on the packaging it says I should use the product in well-ventilated areas, but unfortunately my bathroom doesn’t have windows, just a crappy-ass fan. But then again when I was spraying it around, I was very liberal with it, like…
a. The amount of ketchup on my French Fries.
b. The amount of Raid I use on a cockroach.
c. The amount of facial tissues I use when I cry like a baby at weddings.
So far, out of the three Method products The Impulsive Buy has reviewed, I have to say that this was the least impressive of the bunch because…
a. The bottle wasn’t shaped as cool as the other Method products.
b. I have high expectations for a four dollar bottle of bathroom cleaner.
c. I’m bitter that another friend got married and I’m so alone…So alone…ALONE!!!
Item: Method Bathroom Surface Cleaner
Purchase Price: $4.00 (Purchased by Akiko and given to me as a gift)
Rating: 3 out of 5
Pros: Better smelling than most of the cleaning products I’ve used in the past. Non-toxic. Biodegradable.
Cons: Only comes in cucumber scent. Mist irritated my throat. My sensitive side that cries at weddings. Britney Spears reference.