Whenever I think of a protein shake, I think of those HUGE canisters of protein shake mix my old roommate used to buy from GNC to gain muscle. They came in different flavors, like chocolate and strawberry. I’m not sure how the protein shake mix worked, but I assume he gained muscle by lifting that HUGE container all the time. But I do know that soon after he made a protein shake the apartment began to reek of farts.
The Kellogg’s Special K Protein Shake takes the mixing out of the protein shake mix and is a dainty ready-to-drink protein shake for, I can only assume, women or people who like to fart. Actually, I don’t know if this product causes farting like the GNC protein shake mix does, but if it does, it will prove once and for all that women do fart, which I didn’t think they did.
The Kellogg’s Special K Protein Shake comes in three flavors: French vanilla, strawberry and milk chocolate. Each shake has around 180 calories, 5 grams of fat, 29 grams of carbohydrates, 5 grams of fiber, 18 grams of sugar, 10 grams of protein and a whole lot of vitamins and minerals.
9 thoughts to “NEWS: New Special K Protein Shakes May Prove Once and For All That Women Do Fart”
Forgive me for not being excited about this at all. Special K is gross, and I fart enough already. MMkay thanks.
Protein shakes taste like a crack whore on a very bad day.
[ thin and smelly ]
THAT IS ALL
@JamieSusan: I guess girls do fart. Thank you for clearing that up for me.
@Neil the hammer: I guess it’s just not worth the price.
Things that might make you fart to look for in the ingredient list (I looked for it online but couldn’t find it): (1) sugar alcohols (sorbitol, malitol, things that end in “itol”, very nasty)or (2) inulin (not as nasty but this kind of added fiber does make some people pass particularly smelly farts. 🙁
i baught the french vanilla today and they are really good. better than i thought that they would be. you folks should try things before you knock them
@juliet: Ingredients List: WATER, PROTEIN BLEND (WATER, NONFAT MILK, WHEY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, SOY PROTEIN ISOLATE), SUGAR, MALTODEXTRIN, CONTAINS TWO PERCENT OR LESS OF POLYDEXTROSE, CANOLA OIL, COCOA PROCESSED WITH ALKALI, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS, MAGNESIUM PHOSPHATE, TRICALCIUM PHOSPHATE, GELLAN GUM, CELLULOSE GUM, SOY LECITHIN, MONO- AND DIGLYCERIDES, POTASSIUM CITRATE, ASCORBIC ACID (VITAMIN C), SALT, POTASSIUM PHOSPHATE, CARRAGEENAN, SUCRALOSE, CORN SYRUP SOLIDS, VITAMIN E ACETATE, VITAMIN K1, ACESULFAME POTASSIUM, NIACINAMIDE, VITAMIN D3, CALCIUM PANTOTHENATE, VITAMIN B12, ZINC SULFATE, VITAMIN A PALMITATE, FERRIC PYROPHOSPHATE, PYRIDOXINE HYDROCHLORIDE (VITAMIN B6), RIBOFLAVIN (VITAMIN B2), MANGANESE SULFATE, THIAMIN HYDROCHLORIDE (VITAMIN B1), POTASSIUM IODIDE, FOLIC ACID, BIOTIN, CHROMIUM CHLORIDE, SODIUM MOLYBDATE, SODIUM SELENITE. I didn’t see any of those items you mentioned. But it is a long list so, I might’ve missed it.
@Anonymous: Ahem…Since I know you came here via a Google Search for the Special K Protein Shakes and you don’t seem like a regular TIB reader, I’m going to say this (using some of your words):
You should read things before you knock them.
This post is not a review; it’s a news item. I didn’t voice my opinion about the product itself, just the thought that it reminds me of those protein shake mixes from GNC.
I loved your article Marvo! I was having a crappy Monday and this has definately improved my day, hilarious! Why are those GNC canisters so HUGE, I’ve always wondered that myself. Is it a man thing? I liked the Special K drink by the way but it did leave a funny aftertaste. I had strawberry, and yes us independent women do fart anywhere anyplace anytime. It’s hard holding them in but what’s funny is if there is a man around we never get blamed for it.
@Stephanie: Thank you for clearing up the farting mystery for me. Now that I know women do it, I’m going to start blaming them in the elevator.
Oh Lawd…now that’s funny. But, it wasn’t all that funny at my house after I discovered Fiber One bars!!! They tasted great, were only 2 points on my WW plan…but egads!!! My intestines are still ticked off at me.
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