NEWS: USA! USA! USA! USA CEREAL! USA POP-TARTS!

Did you know the Summer Olympics are happening this year?

I forgot, but thankfully Kellogg’s reminded me by announcing their 2012 Team USA Collector’s Edition Cereal and Limited Edition 2012 Team USA Mixed Berry Pop-Tarts.

The 2012 Team USA Collector’s Edition Cereal is a vanilla-flavored multigrain and multicolored cereal made up of red, white, and blue loops. Each box has athlete trading cards on the back. Oooh, I hope they have a card for USA badminton player Tony Gunawan. But it’ll probably end up being basketball players or gymnasts.

Limited Edition 2012 Team USA Mixed Berry Pop-Tarts are as patriotic as the 2012 Team USA cereal. The mixed berry filling is surrounded by a red crust and is topped with white icing and red and blue sprinkles. Each pair of these limited edition Pop-Tarts are wrapped in gold-colored foil.

A cup of Kellogg’s 2012 Team USA Cereal has 110 calories, 0.5 grams of fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 170 milligrams of sodium, 45 milligrams of potassium, 25 grams of carbohydrates, 3 grams of fiber, 9 grams of sugar, 2 grams of protein, and a bunch of vitamins and minerals.

One 2012 Team USA Pop-Tart has 190 calories, 4 grams of fat, 1 gram of saturated fat, 1.5 grams of polyunsaturated fat, 1 gram of monounsaturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 180 milligrams of sodium, 37 grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of fiber, 17 grams of sugar, 2 grams of protein, and a bunch of vitamins and minerals.

3 thoughts to “NEWS: USA! USA! USA! USA CEREAL! USA POP-TARTS!”

  1. I’ve also seen USA Goldfish recently. I can’t remember exactly what the title was, but I think it actually had to do with the Fourth of July, not the Olympics. Either way, I’ll have to go back and check it out.

  2. Marvo, do you happen to have any male relatives in the midwest? I saw a TV commercial for Wisconsin just now (I live in Chicago) and one of the guys in it looked sooo much like you. (And that’s not just an all-Asians-look-alike joke!)

    1. I don’t have any relatives in the area, but people say I look like a chubby Agent Cho from The Mentalist.

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