These are not Monster-branded dice that I received from the company. They are dice-shaped, but they are meant to replace ice cubes in your drink. I don’t even know what they’re called.
There’s liquid inside of them and the exterior is made out of a type of metal. Aluminum? Steel? Vibranium? I dunno. You stick them in the freezer which freezes the liquid inside and the metal, which helps keep your Monster Energy Drink or your plain old glass of water cold. Full disclosure: I used them once, did not like them, washed them, and went back to the frostworthy ice.
RULES:
To enter this prize drawing for this set of metal cube thingies that tries to keep drinks cold, leave a comment with THIS post, and that comment MUST include the word “slumgullion.”
Remember to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for their mailing addresses.
We will stop accepting entries on Friday, December 19, 2025, at 6:00 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment is allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents.
JUST A FEW OF NOTES:
If you post a comment and it doesn’t show up, it ended up in our comment spam or trash folder for some strange reason. There’s no need to attempt to post another comment because I’ll be pulling those out of the comment spam vortex regularly.
Also, do not leave your comment using the blue REPLY button at the bottom of other comments. Scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page and leave your comment in the section above the blue POST COMMENT button. I know. Lots of scrolling. But it’ll totally be worth it if you win this.
Good luck!
FINE PRINT:
The Impulsive Buy won’t use your email address to send you emails regarding steel production or use your mailing address to send AARP travel benefits. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or drinks not being kept cold enough.