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Your eyes are not deceiving you. Brach’s has made salsa, guacamole, and beef taco flavored jelly beans. Oooh, Jelly Belly should try its hand at making the same flavors. Although, now that I think about it, if Jelly Belly has come up with dog food and booger flavors, it’s probably tested all kinds of ideas, including salsa, guacamole, and beef taco. (Spotted by Robbie at Target.)

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I’ve never had chocolate milk and cookies. I’ve also never had eggnog and cookies. Oh my goodness! What have I been doing with my life? I think I need to experience more dairy products and cookies. Cottage cheese and cookies? Butter and cookies? (Spotted by Rachel C at Harmons.)

Let’s be honest, I really want just the Lucky Charms marbits mixed with the Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The sweetened oat pieces aren’t necessary or wanted. (Spotted by @DaleMethod at Giant Eagle.)

I can’t stop staring at the backward 3 in the word “Brownie.” Why is it like that? Wait. Is it some kind of secret message? Or is it because all the Es in the Betty Crocker logo are like that? Nah, it’s gotta be a secret message. I’ll figure it out. (Spotted by Amanda Y at Walmart.)

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If I had the hands of a surgeon, I’d cut these open, extract the crisp rice center, and implant a ball of Honey Maid. Oh wait, I do have the hands of a surgeon. Bzzzt. Dammit, Operation! (Spotted by Rachel C at Smith’s.)