WEEKEND READING – 10/14/2017

FAST FOOD NEWS: Chuck E. Cheese’s Candy Corn Pizza

Chuck E Cheese Candy Corn Pizza

Before you get grossed out or excited about Chuck E. Cheese’s Candy Corn Pizza, know that it does not come with the traditional Halloween disappointment on or in it. But it does come with two servings of candy corn, which you’re allowed to do whatever you want with them that I hope includes dumping them on top of the pizza.

The menu item is a white pizza with the chain’s traditional crust which is topped with garlic mozzarella in the center of the pizza and a ring of sharp cheddar around it. The positioning of the cheese makes each slice look like a piece of candy corn.

The two cheese pizza is available from October 16 to the end of the month.

If you’ve tried it (and topped it with the candy corn), let us know what you think of it in the comments.

(Image via Chuck E. Cheese.)

SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Quaker Limited Edition Gingerbread Spice Chewy Snowday Granola Bars

Quaker Limited Edition Gingerbread Spice Chewy Snowday Granola Bars

(Spotted by @TheJoshCatlett at Target.)

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REVIEW: Cheez-It Buffalo Wing Crackers

Cheez It Buffalo Wing Crackers

It’s officially football season (a.k.a. Americana foods season) and Cheez-It is getting into the spirit with its Flavor Playoffs. It’s a face-off between cheeseburger, cheese pizza, and cheddar nachos-flavored Cheez-It crackers and snack enthusiasts like you and me can choose the winning flavor.

Around the same time, the brand released a Walmart-exclusive Buffalo Wing flavor that features the same packaging but isn’t part of the promotion. Weird. But, that’s okay. It wouldn’t have been able to hold its own against the other classic tailgate flavors anyway.

Cheez It Buffalo Wing Crackers 2

The crackers looked like the typical orange squares in a box of regular Cheez-It, but with some extra dusting. It would have been a nice visual touch to see the crackers bright red-orange to mimic a beautiful fried chicken wing doused in red-hot Buffalo sauce. I could also see the light dusting was inconsistent across the crackers, so I knew some were going to be more flavorful than others. I was even more surprised that for a flavor as pungent as Buffalo, these didn’t smell too different.

Cheez It Buffalo Wing Crackers 3

Not surprisingly, the lackluster appearance and smell translated into a lackluster taste. I wanted it to be as flavorful as Cheez-It’s Sriracha Snack Mix, but it was nowhere close. Any initial Buffalo taste was quickly drowned out by a mild bleu cheese taste and then the sharp cheddar flavor that typically accompanies the regular flavor. The crackers that were extra toasted and extra seasoned were closer to that bold Buffalo flavor, but still not quite. This is the only time I will EVER say that the 100 percent real cheesy goodness did not work in its favor.

Cheez It Buffalo Wing Crackers 4

When it comes to Buffalo wing-flavored snacks, the gold standard is the Pretzel Pieces version from Snyder’s of Hanover. So, I pitted the two against each other. The Snyder’s one was hands down better and continues to be reigning champion. It not only packed a flavor punch, but it also didn’t have any seasoning inconsistency as it didn’t look like they used powder only. But, I will say that the pretzel pieces didn’t capture the bleu cheese flavor as well as Cheez-It.

For good measure, I also tried Rold Gold’s Buffalo Wing Thin Crisps Pretzels and I’m happy to share that Cheez-It won that round. You could taste the Rold Gold’s Frito-Lay backing as it reminded me of Cool Ranch Doritos more so than Buffalo.

At the end of the day, Cheez-It crackers are damn delicious no matter what seasoning you sprinkle on it. So in that vein, this isn’t the bottom of the barrel when it comes to Buffalo-flavored snacks, but it isn’t best-in-class either.

(Nutrition Facts – 25 pieces – 150 calories, 70 calories from fat, 8 grams of total fat, 1.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 230 milligrams of sodium, 18 grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of dietary fiber, 0 grams of sugar, 3 grams of protein.)

Purchased Price: $2.88
Size: 12.4 oz. box
Purchased at: Walmart
Rating: 6 out of 10
Pros: It’s a Cheez-It. More complex flavor journey than other Buffalo flavored products: Buffalo then bleu cheese then sharp cheddar. Beats the flavor of Rold Gold’s Buffalo offering.
Cons: Seasoning inconsistency. Wanted that Buffalo flavor punch but it doesn’t deliver. Not as good as Snyder’s Buffalo Pretzel Pieces.

FAST FOOD NEWS: Tim Hortons Buffalo Latte

Tim Hortons Buffalo Latte

Nope, you have not gone back or forward in time to April 1st. Tim Hortons is really selling a Buffalo sauce-flavored latte.

The beverage is made from freshly brewed espresso, steamed milk, mocha, and Buffalo sauce flavoring. It’s crowned with whipped topping and a dusting of Buffalo seasoning. I imagine the question on most of your minds is — Is it available iced? I have no idea.

Fortunately/unfortunately, it’s available only at TWO Tim Hortons restaurants in Buffalo — 849 Transit Road in Depew, NY and 3470 Main St in Buffalo, NY, while supplies last.

Here’s another question you might have, “Why would Tim Hortons combine the two?”

According to Stephen Goldstein, Regional President, Tim Hortons U.S., “Tim Hortons and Buffalo sauce were both born in 1964, so why not take these two Buffalo staples and combine them?” But the real reason why is to help promote the chain’s new espresso line-up that’s significantly less exciting, but more appetizing than the Buffalo Latte.

If you’re one of the lucky few who gets to try Tim Hortons’ Buffalo Latte, let us know what you think of it in the comments.

(Image via Tim Hortons.)

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