PRIZE DRAWING: Because I Need to Lower My High Fructose Corn Syrup Intake

A PR firm sent me the box above, which contains the three Dewmocracy flavors in 12-ounce cans. I received the box the day I posted the Dewmocracy review. Since I don’t need to drink them to play Xtreme Scrabble (which is not as xtreme as you think) or increase my high fructose corn syrup intake, I’ve decided to give it away to a lucky reader.

To enter this prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with either your favorite Mountain Dew flavor or whatever else you’d like to say. Please fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the winner for their mailing address. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Wednesday, June 11, 2008. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is open to everyone.

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about a three month supply of Flab-be-gone. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you information about how you can apply for the Disneyland credit card. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or getting crushed by Kim Kardashian’s ass.

139 thoughts to “PRIZE DRAWING: Because I Need to Lower My High Fructose Corn Syrup Intake”

  1. Are any of these like the Baja Blast from Taco Bell, because that would make my day…

  2. I like the Game Fuel flavor too. I saw these in a 7-11 the other day and couldn’t bring myself to pay $1.50 per to try them, but I’d love to for free.

  3. Call me a purist, but I like the original Dew formula. Ever since I was little, I always thought it tasted like someone put honey in 7UP. I am curious to try the SuperNova flavor though, should I win. Thanks.

  4. I’m a classic Dew fan… fond memories of a highly caffeinated soda. The thing that sticks out mostly is the Dew commercial where Bohemian Rhapsody was used as the music… anyone remember that? Have to say it was my first exposure to Queen!

  5. I do hereby solemnly swear to drink all three of these Mountain Dew flavors while (again) enjoying the video of you having your chest waxed.

    Okay, that came out a little creepier than I meant it to….

  6. I love the original Dew but it seems to taste different in Australia than it did in the States…wierd! Its also harder to find in Australia!

  7. code red wins my icy black heart time and time again. they can try to cobble new flavors together, but it is in vain, for nothing beats the code. the end.

  8. I’m an old fuddy-duddy, so original Dew for me.

    Although I’m not too old to try the new X-TREEM flavors, should I win!

  9. Diet, Original, then the Master Chief flavor, is my order of preference. Do they still make Mello Yello?

  10. That one orange one that only came out in the summer… But I’d certainly like to try those!

  11. I normally don’t even like Mountain Dew, but that SuperNova stuff is primo.

  12. Baja Blast for sure. I haven’t had it in a very, very long time but I still have fond memories.

    That new blue Mountain Dew scares me a lot 😮

  13. I have a friend who obsesses over Live Wire — why don’t they just make that the new permanent flavor? Also I like sweet tea, berry flavored things and free stuff.

  14. I also liked all three of them enough. I don’t know if they’ll ever take the place of the OG Dew.

    BTW: I love you guys.

  15. I found this page through a random page generator. WOO HOO!!! What a find! It’s hard to screw up The Dew…no matter what fruit you add to it’s citrusy goodness. I wonder why they haven’t tried pineapple. Baja Blast is my favorite thus far.

  16. I’ve always loved Original and Livewire, but I really digged Game Fuel. The combo of Code Red and Livewire just tasted really good.

  17. The gamefuel limited edition stuff is my favorite by far. Although I don’t think I got super powered gaming abilities by drinking it, which was lame.

  18. My favourite Mountain Dew has to be the only one I’ve ever tried–Mountain Dew. Well, they changed the formula to make it caffeine free (which I like, since I don’t like having caffeine) but I’ll admit it used to taste better when I was younger, and it had caffeine in it.

  19. It’s a tie for me, between the LiveWire and Pitch Black. They’re absolutely fantastic; I wish they weren’t limited time flavors.

  20. code red has been my favorite for a while. I really like the diet version as it is all the caffeine with no sugar but still tastes great.. alas it is very hard to find.

  21. I totally prefer Pitch Black. But Livewire is equally as good to me.

    They don’t have those new flavors ones for Dewocracy around here and it’s terrible.

  22. The original Dew is and always has been (and likely always will be) my favorite… but I actually have liked all of the others EXCEPT for Pitch Black II (I mean, they had the flavor right the FIRST time with Pitch Black… why did they have to go and mess it up?) Anyway… I could always use more high-fructose corn syrup in my life, especially when it is accompanied by sweet, sweet caffeine.

  23. classic ol’ geen mountain dew is good enough for me. reminds me of my childhood and skinned knees and sticky hands and stuff.
    ALSO, you should really pick me because I live in canada and I don’t think this promotion is going on up here.

  24. I don’t know what is wrong with original Dew. It is quite delicious and has great brand recognition. I don’t think they are clogging the market with more crappy flavors, but their original is hard to do a brand spinoff.

  25. Diet Code Red Mountain Dew, without a doubt. But it’s nigh impossible to find where I now live (in Connecticut).

  26. Screw presidential elections! Mountain Dew elections are so much more important. I need this pack to make an educated decision. Our future depends on it.

  27. I don’t do the Dew but I’ve been curious to find out just how much HFCS, caffeine and blue food coloring it takes to explode a small child. Thanks.

  28. I would say my favorite would be code red. Maybe I’ll have a new favorite if I try out these new ones ;D

  29. This whole Dewocracy thing is total crap. 6 months ago, the Dewocrap Mafia sent me an email saying, “You get to help pick the next Mountain Dew Flavor.” So I signed up and to do anything you had to fix bridges and go thru elevators, all with dark reddish-black backgrounds, kinda like The Legend of Zelda Burns In Hell. I just wanted to pick a flavor, not save the world from disaster. So these flavors come out finally and the Supernova is icky but I wouldn’t mind trying the other 2 flavors.

  30. personally i kinda like that red alert Mountian dew they came out with , was like a cherry flavouring. They made it for the Halo 3 launch which i think was the left over from the promotion of it.

  31. I’m a fan of the mountain dew slurpee, which is not so much a flavor as carbonated icy delicious treat. I love it so much I top off my regular slurpees with mountain dew. which sometimes works better than others (even adding mountain dew to a crystal light slurpee can’t save it).

  32. I haven’t tried any so rather than lying, I’ll just say that I’m posting because I want the item since it looks super duper cool.

  33. I am one of only two (2) living organisms whose favorite Mountain Dew product is Diet Code Red. (I don’t know who the other person is, but there must be at least one, because I don’t think my purchases and other people’s curiosity buys would be enough to keep it available.)

  34. Pitch Black 2 Mountain Dew was freaking awesome. The sourness was awesomely addictive. Also, my birthday is exactly a month from today (June 8th) and I can’t get the new dew flavors in my area. So it would indeed be an awesome birthday present.

  35. Yeah, my personal favorites are Code Red and Baja Blast. I only wish they released Baja Blast outside of Taco Bell.
    Out of these three new flavors, I’ve only tried Voltage, which tasted ridiculously sweet, almost like a liquid lollipop.

  36. I like regular Mountain Dew and so does alot of truck drivers….I would be HONORED to receive this!

  37. Oh, yes, Game Fuel Mountain Dew is the best! Great for when I need to get my buzz on to sit on my ass & play Bioshock! I didn’t know Mountain Dew was “dew”-ing this new flavor contest, but I did try the strawberry-melon one. I think it was Supernova. It was actually pretty good & I’ll probably drink it again.

  38. Revolution isn’t really that revolutionary (it tastes like a lollipop) but it’s still my favorite.

  39. I love the pitch black flavor, but alas they no longer make it. I also liked the Live Wire. I think that’s what it’s called.

  40. Pitch Black : The Original foreeever! The second coming was incredibly disappointing. The world needs more dark and mysterious soda!

  41. I know it defeats the core purpose of Mountain Dew, but I like the caffeine-free diet type. All three of the new flavors sound, umm, interesting…

  42. I love Baja Blast. I wish drinking it didn’t involve going to Taco Bell though :-/

  43. I loves me some Baja Blast, but I suspect that it’s related to the time I squirted the windex bottle into my mouth when i was five. Boy I was a dumb kid.

  44. Code Red for me!!! When that phone rings at 3am I wanna chug a code red with Obama.

  45. Speaking of Mountain Dew…has anyone tried the new Quest Doritos? I think they’re Mountain Dew flavored. It’s weird, but it sort of works.

  46. I also am a fan of Code Red…havent tried any of these yet…Yay Mountain Dew!

  47. Code Red and Pitch Black (original) are my favorite. The diet green goo runs a close third and the orange ranks dead last.

    We’re wooking for wabbits.

  48. would love to win these. i think i can store them in kim kardashian’s ass too.

  49. I’ve always been a fan of the O.G. slamdango, and I think the Baja Blast flavor is just plain nast. Windex indeed.

  50. I am not a huge fan of the orginal Mountain Dew, but Code Red was pretty good…. Do they still sell that? I haven’t seen it lately? I am a sucker for trying new products, especially all the “limited edition” sodas that come out…. My 2 fav sodas of all time have to be Crystal Pepsi (so old school, and hated on!), and that Blue Pepsi they came out with before (and also discontinued…. boo!!!!!)

    Thanks for the funny reviews… always love them! 🙂

  51. Hi Marvo,
    I like the original flavour the best because I uh.. haven’t tried any of these dewmocracy flavours yet, mainly because I live in Tokyo and we don’t get cool stuff like this until maybe 10 years after the rest of the world gets it.

    I want em!

  52. My favorite Mountain dew flavor is original, I guess…
    I don’t drink it that often XD

  53. Mmmm, I like original Dew and for awhile I was trying to be fake-healthy and lived off of the Diet Dew. But that can only last so long……..

  54. I love icy-cold original Mountain Dew. But only out of cans. I’m talkin’ so cold that your throat squeezes shut and the carbonation tries to escape through your nose. A few ice crystals in the mix…taken all in one frosty, achingly sweet draught.

    Oh, and I’ll also drink it from a fountain where I know they have good tap water.

    Where has Dew procured the crazy-machine that spits out these flavors? They’ve all been disappointing.

  55. Pretty sure any of these flavors would be nice to try…after all, they’re free 🙂

  56. I really really really hope I win….all flavors are my favorite. I have to sneak and hide to drink anything other than water…my husband is the water police. I will enjoy my winnings at work. I hope I win.

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