PRIZE DRAWING: Because I Need to Lower My High Fructose Corn Syrup Intake

A PR firm sent me the box above, which contains the three Dewmocracy flavors in 12-ounce cans. I received the box the day I posted the Dewmocracy review. Since I don’t need to drink them to play Xtreme Scrabble (which is not as xtreme as you think) or increase my high fructose corn syrup intake, I’ve decided to give it away to a lucky reader.

To enter this prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with either your favorite Mountain Dew flavor or whatever else you’d like to say. Please fill out the email field, because Iรขโ‚ฌโ„ขll be emailing the winner for their mailing address. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Wednesday, June 11, 2008. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is open to everyone.

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about a three month supply of Flab-be-gone. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you information about how you can apply for the Disneyland credit card. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or getting crushed by Kim Kardashian’s ass.

139 thoughts to “PRIZE DRAWING: Because I Need to Lower My High Fructose Corn Syrup Intake”

  1. I loves me some Baja Blast, but I suspect that it’s related to the time I squirted the windex bottle into my mouth when i was five. Boy I was a dumb kid.

  2. Code Red for me!!! When that phone rings at 3am I wanna chug a code red with Obama.

  3. Speaking of Mountain Dew…has anyone tried the new Quest Doritos? I think they’re Mountain Dew flavored. It’s weird, but it sort of works.

  4. I also am a fan of Code Red…havent tried any of these yet…Yay Mountain Dew!

  5. Code Red and Pitch Black (original) are my favorite. The diet green goo runs a close third and the orange ranks dead last.

    We’re wooking for wabbits.

  6. would love to win these. i think i can store them in kim kardashian’s ass too.

  7. I’ve always been a fan of the O.G. slamdango, and I think the Baja Blast flavor is just plain nast. Windex indeed.

  8. I am not a huge fan of the orginal Mountain Dew, but Code Red was pretty good…. Do they still sell that? I haven’t seen it lately? I am a sucker for trying new products, especially all the “limited edition” sodas that come out…. My 2 fav sodas of all time have to be Crystal Pepsi (so old school, and hated on!), and that Blue Pepsi they came out with before (and also discontinued…. boo!!!!!)

    Thanks for the funny reviews… always love them! ๐Ÿ™‚

  9. Hi Marvo,
    I like the original flavour the best because I uh.. haven’t tried any of these dewmocracy flavours yet, mainly because I live in Tokyo and we don’t get cool stuff like this until maybe 10 years after the rest of the world gets it.

    I want em!

  10. My favorite Mountain dew flavor is original, I guess…
    I don’t drink it that often XD

  11. Mmmm, I like original Dew and for awhile I was trying to be fake-healthy and lived off of the Diet Dew. But that can only last so long……..

  12. I love icy-cold original Mountain Dew. But only out of cans. I’m talkin’ so cold that your throat squeezes shut and the carbonation tries to escape through your nose. A few ice crystals in the mix…taken all in one frosty, achingly sweet draught.

    Oh, and I’ll also drink it from a fountain where I know they have good tap water.

    Where has Dew procured the crazy-machine that spits out these flavors? They’ve all been disappointing.

  13. Pretty sure any of these flavors would be nice to try…after all, they’re free ๐Ÿ™‚

  14. I really really really hope I win….all flavors are my favorite. I have to sneak and hide to drink anything other than water…my husband is the water police. I will enjoy my winnings at work. I hope I win.

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