I personally think Slurpee took the wrong approach with their Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen-promoting Bumblebee Blast Slurpee. I believe if they wanted to sell a Pacific Ocean’s worth of Slurpees, they should’ve come out with a flavor called Megan Fox Frost and have four collector’s cups featuring Megan Fox on the hood of Autobots like she’s Tawny Kitaen in Whitesnake’s “Here I Go Again” music video.
It really doesn’t matter what Megan Fox Frost would taste like (heck, it could be mango passion fruit flavored like the Bumblebee Blast Slurpee or whatever the flavor of Ben Gay is) because as long as there are collector’s cups featuring Megan Fox (preferably in 3-D), they would sell like bottled water on a scorching summer day. Of course, 98% percent of purchases would be made by men.
The Megan Fox-less Bumblebee Blast Slurpee has zero grams of fat, no protein and no caffeine. A 12-ounce cup has 96 calories and 25 grams of sugar; a 28-ounce serving contains 224 calories and 59 grams of sugar; and for those extreme sweettooths, a huge 40-ounce cup has 320 calories and 85 grams of sugar.
6 thoughts to “NEWS: New Bumblebee Blast Slurpee Doesn’t Taste Like Metal, Oil and Energon”
A Megan Fox-less Slurpee, hehe. Way to much sugar for me.
What’s your preference Slurpee or Icee and whats your favorite flavor ever made, current and discontinued?
Just tried this flavor yesterday. It’s a REALLY good flavor. As far as I know, it only has one fruit flavor in it this time, Mango, making it very fruity tasting and sweet. You could also taste a bit of carbonation in it aswell.
You should def. try this one!
I would prefer a Shia Labeouf flavoured Slurpee.
Wondering what a Megan Fox Flavored slushee would be like… starts fading out…. still it could be worth a try, definatly way better than oil, metal and energon flavored!
Bumblebee Blast ? Who the heck names these slurpees????
For the sake of those who like regular slurpees (I only drink the Crystal Lite flavors, cuz I likee teh sour), I hope this doesn’t taste as bad as the peach/mango crystal lite flavor. Hands down THE worst flavor, ever.
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