It’s the season of giving so I decided to collect a bunch of stuff lying around that companies sent us and give it away as one prize pack. Most of the stuff is in the picture above, but after I took that picture, I found a few other items to add.
What’s in the picture above?
There’s a test can of Mountain Dew Johnson City Gold, two coupons for a free Smart Ones frozen entree, two coupons for a free pint of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, and a Coinstar Sherpa, which is just a bag you can put your coins in when you’re going to the Coinstar machine. As for the other items, that’ll be a surprise for the winner.
To enter The Impulsive Buy’s Random Stuff Prize Pack drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. You can say whatever you want in your comment.
Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for his or her mailing addresses. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Saturday, December 15, 2012 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents 18 years old or older.
For those of you who have a Twitter account, you can get an additional entry by tweeting the following by Saturday, December 15, 2012 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time:
Hey, @theimpulsivebuy! Thanks for giving away your junk! I hope it ends up being my junk. #imnotahoarder
So just copy, paste, and tweet. Only one tweet per Twitter account.
Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you pictures of mommy kissing Santa Claus. Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you one of those stick-on calendars. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or you not using the coupons before their expiration date.
306 thoughts to “PRIZE DRAWING: Because You Want To Make Me Wait in a Long Line at the Post Office”
I think you’re overdue for some self-mutilation for the amusement of your readers…I don’t have specific ideas yet, but I’m sure something will come to me…
I like junk 🙂
I don’t even care whether that Mountain Dew is expired or not, I still want to try it.
I def think Mountain Dew should switch to this can. So classic and intriguing.
I think the Mountain Dew Can should be been sparkly gold. I also love the balance of the Smart Ones Coupon and Ben & Jerry’s coupons. If I win, you could put them all in the Coinstar bag and mail them to me!
Thanks for the contest!
Have fun waiting in line
I <3 stuff.
What an intriguing combination of junk and diet foods.
I need some Ben and jerrys to eat while gaming.
I like stuff stuff is fun
I think I will marinate the Smart Ones in the Mountain Dew if I win, then cover them in Ben and Jerry’s sauce.
I LIKE TURTLES
I very much enjoy free things. I hope I get said free things.
It would be cool to win!!
Mostly entering for the weirdo Mountain Dew.
I have an impulse to buy something.
awesomesauce 😀 thanks for this!
I need smart ones to get smart.
Thanks for the generous giveaway!
I love this stuff!
Free Ben & Jerry’s!!
Lines can only make you stronger!
Winning would be awesome, and all this stuff would perfectly fuel a finals binge…. Mt Dew and ice cream = covered.
Smart ones for the inevitable panic that arises from the post-final date with a scale? Also covered!
Ben and Jerry’s needs to come out with a white Russian ice cream.
“The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you pictures of mommy kissing Santa Claus.”
Phew I was real worried about that one
Ben & Jerry’s is good, but I sure wish I could find Cannoli in my area!
Great work on the blog as usual!
This is me saying whatever I want!
One mans junk is anothers treasure, wow that’s just sounds very very wrong
Those Ben&Jerry coupons are calling my name.
Additional surprises? Get excited!
I just like free thigs okay?
Perfect emergency stocking stuffers!
Oooh, looks like fun stuff.
Just wanted to say thanks for all the work you put into this site. It’s hilarious, informative, and I always wait with baited breath to see what you’re going to post next!
(Of course my breath has been baited with Doritos Jacked tortilla chips.)
I love random stuff!
Now, if only I could win and find the elusive B&J’s Pumpkin Cheesecake flavor.
I wonder how much Johnson City Gold it would take to dilute a spirit to the point someone thinks they’re drinking an everyday beer?
bribes wont be accepted????I guess ill just donate this million dollars to some crappy non food based charity!
I hope to get my grubby paws on that test can of Mt. Dew!!!!
I would like to win because I can give out the cool stuff as Christmas presents cause I am poor.
Johnson City Mountain Dew! I can’t even find it in Johnson City, you guys are awesome!
Sounds fun! I’d love to win!
Wishing The Impulsive Buy a hell of a very Happy Holidays!!
Free ice cream in December? Sounds awesome!
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
I love Ben & Jerry’s !
Cool–shoot it all on over! :^) Thanks–
I’ve always wanted to shot gun a plain-wrap can of Johnson City Gold.
Help me achieve my goal. Thanks!
i need a coin bag to put my change in!
also it’s my birthday today so i am obviously the clear winner!
I love freebies.
Instead of the Sherpa bag, can you make it an actual Sherpa?
Right up the duff.
Choose me, I love random crap! Also, I’ve been visiting TIB probably since the very beginning and I’ve never won any of your giveaways. It would make my holiday!
I want some awesome prizes!
I really wish I would win one of these giveaways.
I’m going to wait until it snows and then eat this ice cream in my boxers on my balcony while yelling at people on the street below.
Rambling, nonsensical chain letter or something bad will happen.
VERY nifty! Eat the B&J’s, get fat, eat the Smart Ones to shed some pounds!
Wait, do people still say that?
Me want! Me want!
I wanna be a winner ! Please 🙂
Gimme gimme gimme. 😉
I like free stuff!
I <3 coupons.
The Mt. Dew can looks like it will give you cancer, probably worth it though.
Ice cream coupons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beep Boop Beep. Food.
Sure. Sounds like fun.
These are words in the comment section of a post on the interwebs.
gimme gimme. I want, I want.
Thanks ! I want in ! YAYAYAY
Oooh, yes please! New reader here, loving the blog!
Please help cure my compulsion to enter online giveaways by picking me as the winner!
I figure if I keep entering online contests eventually I’ll win.
Oh man I love love love Ben & Jerry’s!!
I love ice cream!
Thanks for the contest!
Free Ben and Jerry’s!? Woohoo!
I can say whatever I want? Well, I’m looking forward (hah) to standing in line at the Post Office on Friday, especially since that Post Office is in the middle of a Hallmark store of all places. It’s weird. I hope your own Post Office is every bit as interesting, Marvo. Also, thanks for the contest!
Here for the ice cream…
I loves the Ben & Jerry!
Everyone loves going to the post office during the holidays right?!
I enjoy free things.
I like stuff!
Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap.
Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap.
I would slip and slip and slidey,
Over everybody’s heiny,
Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap!
I want the Ben & Jerry’s so I can torture my boyfriend with my dairy-induced farts.
Awesome contest. Thanks for having one!
Here is my entry! Thanks for the opportunity 🙂
I had Frodo’s Pot Roast Skillet at Denny’s this weekend. Broccoli, beef, potatoes, carrots… It wasn’t horrible. Good for elevenses.
I can hear the Ben & Jerry’s calling!
I did enter this contest “just to make you wait in line at the post office”.
because i HAVE to know what Johnson City Gold tastes like
I’d love to win!
ooh! i want some random stuff!
Ooooh! Pick me, please!
I would like to win
Winning is kinda awesome
This haiku is not.
I’m named Ben. But I cant promise ill find a Jerry to share the free ice cream with!
Have fun at the post office!
*licks lips* at the thought of using those Ben & Jerry’s coupons.
I can say whatever I want. Hmmm. Well, I saw in the news that the Big British Chain Store Corporation Tesco is considering giving up on their American “Fresh & Easy” stores, which they were trying to market as “Trader Joe’s quality at Walmart prices”. Yeah, wasn’t so “Easy”, was it, Tes? And they haven’t even opened one in Marvo’s neighborhood (if they had, I’m sure he would’ve posted a couple dozen times about their 99c produce packages). Well, back to Trader Joe’s and Walmart…
I’m going to win this, I just know it.
Remember, if I don’t win this prize drawing, instead of indulging on pints of delicious Ben and Jerry’s (Mint Chocolate Cookie or Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, since they cancelled Rainforest Crunch . . . bastards), I’ll have to resort to eating fistfulls of shortening.
Enjoy that line!
wow! i still have Xmas shopping to do! these things will come in handy!
Dont fall in the line!
Whatever you want in your comment
I like turtles.
Im a coupon queen
ben & jerrys ………. YUM!
Hey, I like random stuff.
I want free stuff!
The holiday french silk pie at Village Inn is identical to the regular one, except it has red and green chocolate chips added.
Tomorrow is Friday!!!!!!
Now I really want Ben & Jerry’s
I like free stuff!
I’d love the Coinstar sherpa bag! The Impulsive Buy is awesome.
I made a new recipe for chocolate red wine truffles. They taste exactly like rumballs….with red wine. I’m kinda disappointed 🙁
I would accept your old junk as my new junk
Ohhh, gimmie! Please don’t wait in line to mail it. Go buy a book of stamps and weight it then you won’t have to when you send it to me. 🙂
I would LOVE to win this 🙂
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
i like free.
I like the coinstar baggie.
I like your blog 🙂
Free Ben & Jerry’s is always nice!
Whatever you want
I must have!
Love the blog!
I love your blog so much 🙂 I read it like every day, and it always makes me laugh. You guys are awesome! 🙂
I Love Mountain Dew
I love reading your blog. Always start looking for stuff on my grocery store shelves.
This would be absolutely perfect for finals week.
“the man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.”
Love the site. Many good food finds.
Impulsive is my middle name.
I’m witty like that.
I love free stuff!!!
Free Food… yes please!
Mmmmm….free stuff. Yummy.
i have to know what that Mt. Dew tastes like.
I grew up near Johnson City, and I’d sure love to try a can of that soda.
Who has that many coins?
I cannot resist beer flavored soda. I can resist soda flavored beer, though.
You can never have too many men, that’s why I need more Ben and Jerry in my life right now!
Sure, I really wanted to get ready of this physique I’ve been building up, honestly.
nWo 4 Life!
I want your junk in my life.
and boom goes the dynamite.
only Jesus and that judgemental picture of granny on the wall know what i did last night
Does anyone have a pencil I can borrow? 🙂
Pick me! That Mountain Dew has piqued my curiosity.
any penny t’s?
I check out your blog every day and would love to win this.
This looks an amazing
I want to get my hands on some test-market sweet, sweet caffeine.
It would be an honor to try that Dew.
I don’t know what Mtn. Dew Johnson City Gold is, but I bet my husband sure would like to try it.
Ah, why the hell not. Not sure what kind of Dew it’s supposed to be… but hopefully it won’t kill me!
A man walked into a bar….ouch
Nice, free stuff!
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
yay!!! free stuff!!!!!
Ah, why the hell not. Not sure what kind of Dew it’s supposed to be… but hopefully it won’t kill me! (Replied to a reply the first time)
I want this.
Here is my lucky comment.
I WANT DAT DEW
Love Ben & Jerrys!!!
pretty awesome stuff!
Test can from mars
draw before the 21st when it all ends
I love coupons for free ice cream
I want that stuff. Except I’ll have to wait in a postal line too, if I win, because I’ll want to give the Test Can of Mountain Dew to my friend who’s fanatically into Mountain Dew.
Love the blog. Happy Holidays!!
This is 100% true:
I’ve NEVER had Ben and Jerry’s in my life and i have been living in America for nearly 20 years.
I even watched their documentary
You guys are entertaining enough of a thing for me to read what you push to your RSS feed, and I really want that bag.
I buy Smart Ones anyway, so those coupons will go to good use!
That sherpa thing’s pretty cool. Can it come with a free sherpa?
i hope i win lol
I love free stuff and I can save you a trip to the post office. You can go online to usps.com and follow the instructions to print out postage online. And they’ll even pick up. See how easy that was? Do I win?
Good luck everyone. Hope I win! Merry Christmas and happy holidays!
I touch myself to food porn.
Love your blog…I actually check everyday…fun reviews!
kill me i work at starfucks
Yo dawg. I heard you like comments, so I put a comment in your comments, so that you can comment on my comments about commenting.
I enjoyed your comment about getting a comment in response to a comment about commenting!
1. Cut a hole in a box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make me open that box
That’s the way you do it.
i would love to drink another silver non discript can
I am a huge fan of this site!
Woot! Ben and Jerry’s and a sherpa with which to tote my coins gets me every time.
Love this site.
Yours is one of the only websites I have been following consistently for years. I do not get sick if the review adjectives!
Ben and Jerrys?! Yessssss. And a test can of Mountain Dew? Are you trying to encourage the munchies? lol
whatever you want in your comment
Oh yes! Another reason to ruin my diet!
I never win anything… but I believe.
I love grab bags! And The Impulsive Buy! And exclamation points!
I HEART YOU GUYYYYYYS… *sob* 😉
Free Ben and Jerry’s……………….BRING IT ON XD
Sample Dew, Ben and Jerry’s, and weight loss entrees??? Bring it on!!!
I would love to win the prize pack for 2 reasons. 1 i never win anything and it would be awesome to every once in a while and 2 i love trying new things and so does my hubby so we would love to try that mt dew!!!!so pick me please!!!!!!
I should visit the Coinstar machine soon.
I love B&Js 🙂
Is the mt. dew can full or empty? Lawl!!
You can keep the Yukon Gold, but I’d love the coupons!
Hmmm…weight loss entrees, Mountain Dew, and Ben & Jerry’s? Exactly what my diet needs!
Holy jumping jellybeans batman
Pick me, pick me!
Eating smartones cancels out the ice cream right ?
BEN AND JERRY’S. YUM. AAAAAAAAndd Smart Ones are good and healthy.
I need that sherpa!!!
On Ben, On Jerry, now Dash to me, Dash to me, Dash to me now!
Yes please I could use some Ben and Jerrys
Mmmm impulsive contest entering.
Mmm that Mt. Dew is intriguing.. and yay for discovering this site this week!
junk is cool..
I want your junk! Thanks! 🙂
I really do need malt-flavored soda in my life, so I sure hope I win
Smart Ones and Ben and Jerrys… How appropriate!
Yum, Ben & Jerrys!
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
Bring a torch, Jeanette, Isa-BEN AND JERRY.
And boom goes the dynamite.
Ben and Jerrys..red velvet<3
Woot. I want free stuff 🙂
I’m not really sure what a coinstar machine is but I will totally take the bag!
I work at a international grocery store. I try something new
Every week in the spirit if impulsive buy! Everything has been good so far!
When I was a kid, we had to choose Ben OR Jerry’s. Not both.
I want to win! I tweeted you too!
Yes! Free stuff!
Yea!! Free stuff!!
Dear Impulsive Buy folks,
Thanks for trying all this stuff out so I don’t have to.
I wonder what the Mtn Dew tastes like…
it’s all crap i don’t want to win.
Leaving my comment!
I love ice cream, and bags
yea! coin sherpa
Free stuff! Always like that.
Hoping to win!
My fifty cats will love this stuff!
an excuse to bring ice cream into my house! yes, please.
Coupons make me so happy! I want to win!
Great offer, thanks!
Oooh pick me!
Free random stuff is the best kind of random stuff.
Woo free stuff!
Happy Holidays 🙂
Lemme get this!
Good luck everyone!
Ooh! Choose me, plz!
I’d LOVE to win some free stuff! please pick me! 🙂
I love free stuff! especially in this season in buying stuff for others :-P.
I LOVE random crap!!
I have bought way too many items you have reviewed over the years. Now I wanna review this mystery soda!
Thanks for all the hearty laughs and crazy reviews over the years!
I just wanna win something…. Anything
Pick me! Sure would make a good Christmas gift!
I want! I want!
Ben and Jerrys!
i scream you scream we all scream for ice cream
Whatever you want!
(Which is free Ben and Jerry’s!)
love free stuff
I want free stuff!;)
My hips could use the extra weight! “Come to meeeee,” a la France Joli!
Aw, cool 🙂
Free stuff rocks!
Time for a last minute submission… Love the free swag by the way!
Aw yeah. I want dis.
Haha one man’s junk is another’s treasure!
I’d like to enter the contest.
Thank you 🙂
The Holy Grail! Johnson city GOLD!
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