Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by us and your fellow readers.
It makes me sad when Ben & Jerry’s gives their ice cream a simple name, like Chocolate Peppermint Crunch. I wish I could help them come up with a better name for it. Maybe ChocoChoco MintMint CrunchCrunch? Nope. I’m just copying Coffee, Coffee Buzz Buzz Buzz! I wish I had a way with words. (Spotted by Matt at Giant.)
Not sure how new these are, but this is the first time I’ve seen them and the internet hasn’t been helpful. Besides that, these Swedish Fish Jelly Beans have me wondering why Swedish Fish haven’t already come in a chewy, red, and bite-sized form. Oh wait… (Spotted by Michael at Walmart.)
Suck it, White Castle and your (probably) much better tasting chicken slider thingies! I no longer need to go on a wild road trip that involves running into Neil Patrick Harris in order to get some chicken sliders. (Spotted by Linda at Target.)
Even if I did go on the South Beach Diet and lost a bunch of weight, I still wouldn’t look as good as those folks in South Beach…mainly due to excessive body hair, flabby arms, toe hair, weird fingernails, my slightly deformed head, unibrow, and a flat ass. (Spotted by Adam at Weis Markets.)
Oh, thank goodness there’s a light version of International Delight Iced Coffee. I was getting a nice energy boost with the regular stuff, but I was also getting booty boost with the regular stuff. (Spotted by Marvo at Target.)
Thank you to all the photo contributors! If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new or limited edition product on the shelf (or really unusual), snap a picture of it, and send us an email (firstname.lastname@example.org) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.