Sometimes I spend $10-15 to get a bottle of the latest limited edition Japanese Pepsi. Sometimes I pay $12 to have the newest Oreo flavor mailed to me. And sometimes I spend $8 to receive a six-pack of orange toilet paper with Chester Cheetah’s paw print on it.
While the soda and cookies have been consumed, the Cheetos-colored toilet paper has not. So I’m giving away one roll to a lucky(?) TIB reader. But that lucky TIB reader will also receive a $10 Target gift card so he or she can buy normal white toilet paper or $10 worth of Cheetos.
RULES:
To enter The Impulsive Buy’s Cheetos Toilet Paper and $10 Target Gift Card Prize Drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. You can write whatever you want, but please don’t forget to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for his or her mailing address.
We will stop accepting entries on Sunday, April 16, 2017 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents 18 years old or older.
Good luck!
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251 responses to “PRIZE DRAWING: A Roll of Cheetos Toilet Paper and a Target Gift Card”
Cheetos Toilet Paper.. Who knew!?
We’ve replaced the fine toliet paper served at The Impusive Buy Studios with Cheetos Crystal Paper, lets see if anyone notices….
Thanks!
It is silly to buy toilet paper anywhere except Costco!
Will it make your fingers turn orange like real Cheetos?
If there Flaming Hot Cheetos toilet paper also? Actually – on second thought, maybe that isnt a good idea…
Jonathan beat me to my flaming hot wondering..
Love this website! Thanks for the cool giveaway!
Thanks!
I can’t find the Cheetos paws anywhere. 🙁
Love it! This would be perfect for my daughter, it’s her school colors and while not a panther, I’m sure the prints are close enough. 🙂
Whatever you want.
See what I did there?
Does this toilet paper make your butt orange too?
How many bags of cheetos can I buy with 10 gift card is my question lol
?????
How many rolls will I have to use to turn my butt orange?
A Target gift card always comes in handy!
Oooh, a target giftcard after easter to pick up some of their 70% clearance easter candy! >.>
Aw, but don’t we all need more pre-approved American Express loan offers?
Love this! Target is the best 🙂
trust the process
Time to build a display case above my toilet…
Thank you Marvo!
I think I’ve seen everything now…
I want to wipe with orange toilet paper.
The tp is hilarious and I love Target. Thanks for the great giveaway!
Not gonna lie…totally thought this was some late April fool’s joke or something at first.
But now that I see it’s legit, I have to say that it is definitely cheesy. 😉
So weird.
Love Target and can learn to love ridiculous tp
I love this blog!!
Gonna reserve this with the fancy soap for when I have house guests just to let them know exactly how decadently we use our bathrooms.
“Who were the ad wizards that came up with that one?”
Interesting to say the least.
It would be hilarious to sneakily swap out my mom’s regular toilet paper with this! Cheetos are her favorite.
Will this leave Cheetos dust dingleberries?
This is probably one of the weirdest drawings I’ve entered…but I’m intrigued.
I like turtles
What in the world?
Awesome!
It’ll be my special occasion tp.
I’ve seen Hello Kitty toilet paper before, but Chester Cheetah’s pawprint toilet paper is much more exciting to me 🙂
at least its not flamin hot
Forget turning your fingers or butt orange, will it leave paw prints?! 🙂
It’s my birthday this Thursday and I would love nothing more than to win a contest from impulsive buy. Aka my favorite blog.
Haha! This is the coolest giveaway yet!
Give me the toilet paper and gift card.
You are funny!
Dangerously cheesy when you go peesy
Mmm…tasty?
Baba booey
That $10 won’t put much of a dent in my usual Target total, but I will take it
Good luck!
My kids would love this.
Hilarious!
I want that
Love this! Really different!
Well, that toilet paper will certainly make an interesting gift!
Better than a bleached asshole!
THAT IS AWSOME
My Donald Trump toilet paper just ran out, so I need a replacement.
orange butt?
Mmm cheese butt.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? On a side note, that toilet paper is fascinating! And now I want cheetos 🙁
Cheetos toilet paper!? Yes please!!
How cool is that!
Cheetos tp would allow me to check one more item on my bucket list.
It would be nice to win.
I wish you could eat the toilet paper, i suppose you could but it wouldn’t be delicious
I love Cheetos and Targét! =D
My 5 year old would love that TP!
WuZ gOiN On mY NigGGGGa
maarrrvooooo
Well, I gotta try for this!
I’d swap this out at work when no one was around just to mess with everyone.
Happy Monday 🙂
Whelp…thanks for this, 21st century.
Coolest Toilet Paper I’ve ever seen – haha.
Love it!
cheetos toilet paper?!? Hmmm, the possibilities are endless 🙂
OK, I’ll go for it. 😉
That’s so cheesy.
That is pretty cool TP.
It ain’t easy being cheesey.
I’m entering this because I’m curious as to whether this is an actual product or not.
My daughter would think this is amazing.
I had a cousin who refused to buy toilet paper. she just bought little cloth squares and reused them. Kinda like cloth diapers. I never Visited he house.
if only it had another cheeto lookin’ print on it, but this’ll do lol
So cheesy yet awesome
Sometimes trying to extend a brand goes a little too far. But it is the first thing that’s made me smile today, so maybe it’s not such a bad idea?
I can’t believe that there was ever such as thing as Cheetos toilet paper! But I’d certainly try it once!
Must have that toilet paper!!! Also I had to double check I spelled toilet correct as I always seem to forget how to spell it.
Cheeto toilet paper is kinda strange, but I sure could use that Target card!
Too bizarre to not throw my hat in the ring and just to round out the deal. As a bonus, I will use the gift card to buy more toilet paper.
A part of me is tempted to take this to a fancy restaurant, switch out their toilet paper for this, and sit in a booth facing the bathroom to see if customers or employees leave with a puzzled look on their face. Unless the orange has a staining effect, in which case I’ll definitely use it at my house to catch my older brothers when they don’t wash their hands but swear they did.
Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff go to your room.
Awesome
Must have Cheetos toilet paper! My MIL yells at me for having printed paper towels. This would be GLORIOUS.
Love cheetos
I need this
It ain’t easy being cheesy
How bizarre!
That is the awesomest TP I’ve seen.
Pick me!
Pick me!
Like Chester I’m chasing cheese!
I love Cheetos.
Is it 1-ply or 2-ply?
Cheetos TP, let me count the ways I need you. One or Two?
This is hilarious and something I totally support.
I’ll give it a shot.
Coming Soon, the Mountain Dew bidet…
I would love cheetos TP….! Does it leave your butt orange???
This would go nicely with the Chester Cheetah perfume that we have.
Thank you for the opportunity! Maybe for party decor?
I love toilet paper and cheetos
I wonder if the Cheeto TP is soft?
Thank you for doing this!
New Pudding Roll-ups, pudding in disguise.
Will the cheetos toilet paper turn my bunz orange??
Cheetos TP!
I didn’t know Cheetos toilet paper even existed. Thanks for keeping me informed on the latest products!
This is so cool! Would love to win this!
It would actually clash with my bathroom decor
Hahaha awesome thanks for the chance!
Okay, that toilet paper is cute
I’ve gone camping without toilet paper, and yet somehow this is still the most I’ve ever wanted a roll of toilet paper.
You have to really love Cheetos to use that toilet paper – or really hate them depending on how you look at it..
Fingers crossed to winning!
As one of those dorky “furry” people I feel like I need the paper to make my wife hate me even more, and she needs the Target gift card to shop for something nice after putting up with my shenanigans.
I’m not sure I need this, but I want it.
I’m going to refrain from posting all of the gross jokes this makes me think of. See, I’m helping everyone.
I like cheetos and food reviews!
I didn’t know Cheetos extended to toiletries, but now I know and covet it.
Pbbbbbbbt.
Awesome
This would be so cool!
My cats would love to tear that toilet paper up
This is a solid site
Awesome color roll!
Can’t wait until my plumber sees this.
Cool teepee
Very cool!
coolest tp i’ve ever seen
I want!
It would be an honor to cleanse myself with this toilet-paper.
p.s. They should bring back the “Honey BBQ Puffs”…GREATEST CHEETOS EVER!!!!
I like to lick my fingers after eating cheetos.
My butt thanks you in advance.
That is awesome. Thanks for the great website and posting my pictures
This TP won’t have the same effect as tearing through cruddy single-ply TP when you’re in a rush, will it?
Interesting…who knew (???)
Could care less about the Cheetos TP, but gotta love the Cheetos… and Target.
I love this site! The writing is so witty!
Cheetos, yes
Target GC, yes
Must have this!
I would love to get this and quietly swap out the TP in my boyfriend’s house with this.
Love it! The kids would too!!
What a hoot. HAHAHA
Mahalo!
So back in the day when I was a Uber young, New Kids in the Block fan, my Godfather brought me back New Kids toilet paper from Japan. I thought it was the oddest toilet paper I’ve ever seen until now lol. Love it though!
Meow
finally, plausible deniability for those orange skid-marks!
Rolling. Thanks for the opportunity! I would use that tp proudly uhuhuhu.
I have literally never wanted anything more than this.
A new (to me), strange yet hilarious item plus it’s neon orange! Very cool! Thanks for the chance to win this!
That would be the best thing I’d ever display in my bathroom.
The texture of the paper seems so rough!! Definitely a crunchy cheeto kind of texture. Not a puff.
I want nothing more than to outfit my bathroom with that fluorescent orange paper.
Who knew such a thing existed!
Cool TP Marvo! Target…even better!
I wanna wipe my ass with that!!
Seriously?
Cool toilet paper!
I can
Wipe
My orange cheetos fingers on the tp
And no one will know!
Thank you.
I don’t know if it’s the lack of sleep or just my sense of humor but this is hilarious!!
Yes!!!!!!
Hoping for a lucky win!
Does it smell like Cheetos? Only one way to find out… Win!
Thank you
Cheetos!
Hello!
How cool is this! I’d love to have it. Keep up the great work, Marvo and the TIB team!
Wow, hopefully that color doesn’t transfer. . .
I only hope that i won’t get that cheeto smell where the sun don’t shine.
This is my first time seeing this Tp…im going to be the coolest person on my block lol
It’s cute TP!
Hello!
I’m a broke college student and am running out of toilet paper so PLEASE PLEASE for the sake of my entire apartment
The question is – does Cheetos toilet paper leave your nether regions coated in a fine orange powder like eating Cheetos coats your fingers?
Poop
donald trump
Yay for a new giveaway!
Love this!!
I think EVERYBODY should have Cheetos toilet paper!
I need this TP in my life!!
I want to win
You know who makes really good Cheeto’s knock-offs at an outstanding price? Aldi’s. I bet $10 could buy me more bags there than at Target. However, I’d love a Target gift card to spend on all those Target exclusive Ben and Jerry’s ice cream flavors.
cool color
Sup. this jus spam of me in hopes to win.
Fun idea… for your bum!
That, uh…sure is something. I hope the color doesn’t come off!
Hmmm…alright I’m in!
I’d love to wipe with that.
I want a cheesy orange bum!
Toilet Water.
Is the Cheetos TP crunchy or puffs?
I’m all out of TP! Would love to win the roll so I can wipe up!
I usually don’t stop wiping until the paper is red, hope I don’t have a hard time with this new roll.
I just want to know if my butt will turn orange like my fingers do with real Cheetos…
Does the toilet paper taste like Cheetos?
This would look so nice unrolled on the floor by my cats.
In for one of the most random prizes I’ve ever seen! 🙂
I would love to enter this odd giveaway!
A Haiku
What a weird product.
I hope it does not give me
a bright orange dyed butt.
Pick me ?
Mahalo!
These are selling for $5 bucks a roll on eBay. Wonder how much it’ll be worth in 10 years?
Paws on my backside? Sign me up!
Who wouldn’t want to spend money on orange Cheetos toilet paper?
I wonder if Chester uses human toilet paper.
Pick me!
Ooo, so orange!
That’s just oddly cool!
Who needs to bleach back there when you can be orange!
*Insert cheese comment here*
I needs this! Just because it’s awesome!
Thanks!
Orange Cheetos toilet paper, marketing genius!
Target <3
I also look forward to the Doritos wet wipes and the Fritos brand bidet
I would love one of these for my household.
is the toilet paper cheese scented?
I’d really like to just swap out the tp at work with this and see what happens 😉
Wonder how much the Flaming Hot Cheetos toilet paper adds
Sadly, this will probably not be the first clogged toilet caused by Cheetos I’m sure…
Hi
Wow, stunning toilet paper!
I wouldn’t have to use the gift card to buy toilet paper!
That’s hilarious! My sister LOVES Cheetos, this would be so awesome to give her for her upcoming birthday.
Hopefully the paper color is permanent…that would be an interesting benefit if the user turned orange when using.
Thanks for the chance- love the toilet paper too!
Awesome toilet paper! Thanks for the chance!
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yum, cheetos!
Happy Cheester. Cheesus is risen.
Will this leave orange residue?
???
For he’s a cheesy good fellow
Thanks for the chance!
Keeping all the Japanese toilet paper to yourself I see.
hope the toilet paper doesn’t turn my bum orange?
I hope it doesn’t turn your fingers orange like the Cheetos too!
Poo prints or paw prints?
That’s the coolest toilet paper EVER!
Love to get my paws on that…
Wowza that’s orange! Caution tape anyone? haha
I want my butt to be Dangerously Cheesy.