NOT FOOD: Doritos and Heinz Ketchup Flavored Lip Balms

How about Ketchup Doritos-flavored lip balm? Or maybe make Ketchup Doritos widely available in the US? (Spotted by Robbie at Five Below.)

Comments

4 responses to “NOT FOOD: Doritos and Heinz Ketchup Flavored Lip Balms”

  1. Rita

    Pucker up!

    1. Jane

      You better not try to kiss me if you’re wearing that shit.

  2. Ruffy

    … I… uhh… wow. just wow.

  3. Cory

    Ketchup Doritos sound good (I’ve had Old Dutch ketchup potato chips from Canada, and they’re not bad, but a bit heavy on the seasoning).

    Ruffy exactly summed up my thoughts on the balm, though.