NOT FOOD: Doritos and Heinz Ketchup Flavored Lip Balms

How about Ketchup Doritos-flavored lip balm? Or maybe make Ketchup Doritos widely available in the US? (Spotted by Robbie at Five Below.)

4 thoughts to “NOT FOOD: Doritos and Heinz Ketchup Flavored Lip Balms”

Rita says:

March 9, 2023 at 10:16 AM

Pucker up!

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1. Jane says:
  
  March 9, 2023 at 4:10 PM
  
  You better not try to kiss me if you’re wearing that shit.
  
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Ruffy says:

March 10, 2023 at 5:41 AM

… I… uhh… wow. just wow.

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Cory says:

March 11, 2023 at 11:27 AM

Ketchup Doritos sound good (I’ve had Old Dutch ketchup potato chips from Canada, and they’re not bad, but a bit heavy on the seasoning).

Ruffy exactly summed up my thoughts on the balm, though.

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