If I were dressed up as a tiger with a red bandanna again, I’d say about Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes Chocolate Peanut Cereal, “They’re g-r-r-reatly disappointing.”
What original Frosted Flakes has gotten right is how to turn plain corn flakes into corn flakes as sweet as cakes. But this cereal doesn’t hit that level of sweetness. Oh, don’t get me wrong, it’s far from being a cereal that nutrition influencers that sell products with dubious claims would approve of, but it’s not sweet enough to make the 10-year-old in me get out of bed in the morning.
While their dark brown coating makes them look and smell quite chocolatey, they don’t have a flavor that equals their appearance or scent. They’re noticeably less chocolatey tasting than Cocoa Pebbles and Cocoa Puffs, which is disappointing for a cereal that is being marketed to the same folks who consume those classic cereals, whether they’re actual kids or just kids at heart.
I initially thought maybe its chocolatey level is the way it is because it needs to allow the peanut flavor to come through. However, I’ve eaten enough peanuts to make Mr. Peanut use his cane as a weapon when he sees me, so I know what I’m supposed to taste, but I don’t detect it here. What my taste buds do notice is something that’s kind of fruity, which might be the result of combining the chocolate and this cereal’s attempt at a peanut flavor.
I’m extremely surprised Frosted Flakes didn’t go with a peanut butter and chocolate combination, because that’s a more eye-catching and mouth-watering combo. While chocolate and peanut instantly bring Peanut M&M’s to mind, the appeal of peanut butter and chocolate is a lot stronger.
Along with a red bandanna-wearing tiger, the box’s front cover also promises that the cereal makes chocolatey-flavored milk. But while it looks as brown as what’s in a bottle of Nesquik, after the cereal sits in milk for a while, its chocolatiness is as tame as a newborn tiger cub.
Even though I’m stuck with a family-size box, it’s okay enough that I’ll get through it eventually. However, these dressed-up Frosted Flakes could gr-r-r-reatly use a bit more chocolate and a lot more peanut flavor.
Purchased Price: $5.69
Size: 22.3 oz box
Purchased at: Target
Rating: 5 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (1 cup/39 grams – cereal only) 140 calories, 1 gram of fat, 1 gram of saturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 190 milligrams of sodium, 33 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of fiber, 12 grams of sugar (includes 11 grams of added sugar), and 2 grams of protein.