FAST FOOD NEWS: Denny’s Slamtastic 4 Menu

The Thing Burger

There hasn’t been much cross-promotion with the upcoming Fantastic Four movie, which opens on August 7. I haven’t seen a General Mills Basic 4 Fantastic Four cereal or a Fantastik Four Superhero Strength All Purpose Cleaner. But Denny’s is now offering their new Slamtastic 4 Menu.

It features several breakfast entrees, a burger, a dessert, and a smoothie.

The Thing Burger has a beef patty topped with hash browns, an egg cooked to order, cheddar cheese, two bacon strips and a Thing sauce. It’s served on a cheddar bun with wavy-cut French fries.

Just the burger has 1920 calories, 131 grams of fat, 36 grams of saturated fat, 3 grams of trans fat, 365 milligrams of sodium, 2310 milligrams of sodium, 121 grams of carbohydrates, 9 grams of fiber, and 63 grams of protein.

Human Torch Skillet

The Human Torch Skillet features a hearty breakfast sausage with seasoned red-skinned potatoes, sautéed mushrooms, fire-roasted bell peppers and onions, jalapeños, and pico de gallo served on a sizzling skillet. It’s also topped spicy five pepper sauce, Pepper Jack queso, and two eggs cooked to order.

It has 1130 calories 87 grams of fat, 22 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 465 milligrams of cholesterol, 3010 milligrams of sodium, 54 grams of carbohydrates, 8 grams of fiber, and 40 grams of protein.

Invisible Woman Slam

The Invisible Woman Slam is made up of two buttermilk blueberry pancakes topped with strawberries, banana, and drizzled with a citrus glaze. It served with two eggs, hash browns, and either two bacon strips or two sausage links.

The meal with bacon has 830 calories, 38 grams of fat, 11 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 410 milligrams of cholesterol, 1980 milligrams of sodium, 90 grams of carbohydrates, 5 grams of fiber, and 33 grams of protein.

There’s also the Fantastic Four Cheese Omelette. It’s a three-egg omelette stuffed with cheddar, Swiss, mozzarella and parmesan cheeses, fresh spinach, diced bacon, onions and mushrooms tossed in a blend of sun-dried tomatoes and herbs. It’s topped with diced tomatoes and served with hash browns and your choice of bread. With toast it has 1080 calories, 71 grams of fat, 25 grams of saturated fat, 1 gram of trans fat, 710 milligrams of cholesterol, 1330 milligrams of sodium, 58 grams of carbohydrates, 7 grams of fiber, and 52 grams of protein.

Dr Doom Lava Cake

The dessert on the Slamtastic 4 Menu is the Doom Lava Cake which feature warm chocolate cake filled with molten chocolate and topped with mini chocolate and white chocolate chips, powdered sugar, and a scoop of chocolate ice cream. It has 820 calories, 40 grams of fat, 23 grams of saturated fat, 81 grams of sugar, and 10 grams of protein.

Finally, there’s the Fantastic Four Fruit Smoothie. It’s made with fresh banana, raspberries, blueberries, pomegranate, nonfat yogurt, and juice. It has significantly lower nutrition facts than everything else I’ve previously mentioned.

If you’ve tried anything from the menu, let us know what you think of it in the comments.

(Images via Denny’s)

SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 6/23/2015

Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by us and your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Fiber One Sugar Crunchy Cookies

Fiber One Sugar Crunchy Cookies

If I made ice cream sandwiches with these I could get 40 percent of my daily value of fiber! (Spotted by Summer at Publix.)

Nature Valley Roasted Peanut & Honey Simple Nut Bar

Nature Valley Roasted Peanut & Honey Simple Nut Bar

Nature Valley Almond, Cashew & Sea Salt Simple Nut Bar

Nature Valley Almond, Cashew & Sea Salt Simple Nut Bar

Nature Valley has been putting out a lot of nut products recently. I guess they’ve done all they can do with granola. (Spotted by Adam at Tops Friendly Markets.)

Nature Valled Protein Soft Baked Granola Bites (Blueberry Almond and Honey Almond)

Nature Valled Protein Soft Baked Granola Bites (Blueberry Almond and Honey Almond)

Oh, I guess not. (Spotted by Eilish at Target.)

Velveeta Bold (Chipotle and Jalapeno)

Velveeta Bold (Chipotle and Jalapeno)

A fitting name because I’ve considered eating Velveeta as bold. (Spotted by Adam at Tops Friendly Markets.)

Pepperidge Farm Bakery Classics Top Sliced Sweet & Soft Hot Dog Buns

Pepperidge Farm Bakery Classics Top Sliced Sweet & Soft Hot Dog Buns

Did some research and learned Pepperidge Farm has a number of different hot dogs buns. I also learned side sliced hot dog buns are a thing. (Spotted by Emily at ShopRite.)

Thank you to all the photo contributors! If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new or limited edition product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.

Also, if you’re wondering if we’ve already covered something, search our Flickr photos or use the Google Search box on the right (or below if you’re on a mobile device) to find out.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Jif Bars Peanut Butter Granola Bars

Creamy Peanut Butter Jif Bars

Crunchy Peanut Butter Jif Bars

Peanut Butter Chocolate Jif Bars

You know what they say, Jif things come in threes. Oh wait. I’m sorry, that’s bad things come in threes. (Spotted by Adam at Tops Friendly Markets.)

If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new or limited edition product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you’ve tried the product, share your thoughts about it in the comments.

Also, if you’re wondering if we’ve already covered something, search our Flickr photos or use the Google Search box on the right (or below if you’re on a mobile device) to find out.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Pepsi Limón

Pepsi Limon

Do you miss Pepsi Lime? Well, my friend, I’m about to turn your frown upside down because it’s back and possibly better. Unlike the original lime-flavored Pepsi, Pepsi Limón is made with real sugar and lime juice.

But before you go running out of your home to look for this, I should let you know it’s available only in areas with large Hispanic populations, like Arizona, California, Chicago, New Mexico, and Texas. (Spotted by Robbie at Target.)

If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new or limited edition product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you’ve tried the product, share your thoughts about it in the comments.

Also, if you’re wondering if we’ve already covered something, search our Flickr photos or use the Google Search box on the right (or below if you’re on a mobile device) to find out.

REVIEW: Limited Edition Chocolate Banana Chips Ahoy Cookies

Limited Edition Chocolate Banana Chips Ahoy Cookies

Chocolate dipped bananas are popular at fairs, carnivals, and during episodes of Arrested Development.

Now the chocolate and banana combination has made its way into Chips Ahoy’s crunchy cookie. As you can see in the photos, these Limited Edition Chocolate Banana Chips Ahoy Cookies have chocolate and banana flavored chips. Actually, they’re more like chunks. They appear to be slightly more substantial than the chocolate found in regular Chips Ahoy cookies.

Now Nabisco could’ve gone a few routes to get the banana flavor. Banana chips is one way. But looking at the price of banana chips at my local Safeway and the saturated fat content on the internet, it’s probably not a good choice.

Freeze-dried bananas is another option. But while they’re great for astronauts and monkeys we send into space, their weird texture wouldn’t be so great with a crunchy cookie.

They also could’ve baked banana Runts into them, which, to me, would’ve been super cool. But with all the banana Runts hate in the world it would’ve also been super not profitable.

Instead Nabisco’s bakers went with, according to the packaging’s front, “naturally flavored” banana chunks. Those quotes are there because “banana” doesn’t appear anywhere in the list of two dozen ingredients, but there is the mysterious “natural and artificial flavor.” (Let’s be honest, a naturally flavored banana product without “banana” in the ingredients is a bit…well, unnatural sounding.) The banana chunks aren’t like the chocolate chunks. They’re more like flavored toffee and crunchy like the cookie they’re enclosed in.

From the moment I first unsealed the resealable package and inhaled that “natural” banana aroma with a hint of chocolate, I knew I was going to love these. The banana flavor is pleasant and mild, but then again an actual banana’s flavor is mild as well. It’s somewhere between being natural and artificial tasting. Also, it’s stronger than the chocolate.

Limited Edition Chocolate Banana Chips Ahoy Cookies Closeup

Before I took a bite out of a cookie, I could taste the banana in my mouth. This made me wonder if there was banana flavoring in the cookie dough. Because there were so many damn chunks in each cookie, nibbling around them was difficult and I couldn’t get a definite answer.

It’s been a long time since I’ve had a chocolate dipped banana, so I can’t say if the flavor is the same. But the chocolate definitely takes a backseat to the banana. There were times when I could taste the chocolate, but the banana is top banana here.

While I do love these cookies, I had some issues. It appears I was, perhaps, gypped a cookie. The tray has three sections and the two outer sections had six cookies, while the middle tray had five. You owe me a cookie, Nabisco! Also, there were fleeting moments when I thought I tasted black pepper.

Last year, Nabisco released their Ice Cream Creations line. If this flavor was released with those, I think it could’ve easily been a banana split variety. But it would’ve also been my second favorite behind the wonderful Root Beer Float Chips Ahoy Cookies.

But those root beer float-flavored cookies are now gone and I’m sad about that. And I’ll feel that same when these Limited Edition Chocolate Banana Chips Ahoy Cookies disappear from shelves too.

(Nutrition Facts – 2 cookies – 160 calories, 70 calories from fat, 8 grams of fat, 4.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0.5 grams of polyunsaturated fat, 2.5 grams of monounsaturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 95 milligrams of sodium, 30 milligrams of potassium, 19 grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of fiber, 10 grams of sugar, and 1 gram of protein.)

Item: Limited Edition Chocolate Banana Chips Ahoy Cookies
Purchased Price: $2.50
Size: 9.5 oz.
Purchased at: Walmart
Rating: 8 out of 10
Pros: I love these cookies, but I do love bananas (and artificial banana flavored candy). Nice mild banana flavor. Lots of chocolate and banana flavored chunks. Arrested Development.
Cons: Limited edition. Nabisco might’ve forgot a cookie. Chocolate tastes a backseat to the banana. Occasional fleeting black pepper flavor.

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