FAST FOOD FIVE – 4/25/2014

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Here are five recent fast food news bites:

Keep cool this summer for, at most, several minutes, depending on your sucking rhythm, with Carl’s Jr.’s new shake. (via Business Wire)

Pretzel! Pretzel! (via Brand Eating)

The Philly Cheese Krystal, Arby’s Orange Cream Shake, and Chick-fil-A Peach Milkshake are back!(via Grub Grade)

If you plan to take advantage of this Krispy Kreme promotion on April 28th, please don’t eat them all by yourself. Instead, give them to a competitive eater and watch him or her eat them all within two minutes. (via Brand Eating)

I thought A&W was just root beer and things that go well with root beer. I didn’t know they had a McFlurry/Blizzard-type of dessert. (via Grub Grade)

REVIEW: Burger King Chicken Big King

Burger King Chicken Big King

It’s difficult to stop staring at the middle bun of Burger King’s Chicken Big King because it’s comically thick. I stared at this new sandwich’s buns for so long that if it was a human being, I’d be called into a Human Resources Department and told I’m making the Chicken Big King feel very uncomfortable.

Speaking of uncomfortable, it feels weird not being able to sing, “Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun,” while eating a sandwich that comes with a middle bun and a special sauce. I tried singing alternate lyrics to accommodate the Chicken Big King, but singing, “Two molded crispy chicken patties, sweet thousand island style dressing, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun,” just didn’t sound right in my head. However, that ingredients list also makes a decent chicken sandwich.

Let’s start with the component I noticed right after monstrous middle bun that makes the Chicken Big King look like a Duplo tower. The sweet thousand island style dressing? No. The lettuce.

One thing I don’t like about the McDonald’s Big Mac is the shredded lettuce which easily falls out of the sandwich. Have you ever found a piece of McDonald’s shredded lettuce in your shirt pocket? I have. But that won’t happen with the iceberg lettuce leaves on a Chicken Big King.

Yes, the pale leaves make the sandwich look a little depressing and provide nothing positive to the sandwich in terms of taste and texture, but at least I won’t find any hiding on or in my clothes on laundry day.

Burger King Chicken Big King Half

The Chicken Big King doesn’t come with the long chicken patties found on a Burger King Original Chicken Sandwich or their Tendercrisp chicken. Instead it uses the same patties found in BK’s Classic Crispy Chicken Sandwich, which I didn’t know existed five minutes ago. I thought BK’s Original Chicken Sandwich WAS their classic crispy chicken sandwich.

Anyhoo, the crispy chicken patty’s breading lacks the spices the McChicken’s patty has, but it is noticeably crisper. They aren’t horrible patties, but I wish they had more flavor than what’s offered in school cafeterias.

Now let’s talk about the sweet thousand island style dressing, onions, and pickles. The dressing was applied to all three buns, but they were stingy amounts. Apparently, Fast Food Santa Claus made my sandwich and I’ve been naughty. The lack of dressing made it hard for the most important ingredient to shine and most of the time it tasted like I was eating a plain chicken sandwich. The pickles provided a nice sourness that went well with the sweet and tangy dressing (when there was enough to taste it), but the rings of onions didn’t offer any flavor.

Again, Burger King’s Chicken Big King is a decent sandwich and if my sandwich had more sauce, I probably would’ve enjoyed it more. So if you’ve decided you want to try it, make sure you avoid being on Fast Food Santa’s naughty list for things like staring at buns for too long.

(Nutrition Facts – 660 calories, 37 grams of fat, 8 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 60 milligrams of cholesterol, 1600 milligrams of sodium, 59 grams of carbohydrates, 8 grams of sugar, 23 grams of protein.)

Item: Burger King Chicken Big King
Purchased Price: $4.39
Size: N/A
Purchased at: Burger King
Rating: 6 out of 10
Pros: More flavor than BK’s Original Chicken Sandwich. The sweet and tangy thousand island style dressing when there’s a generous amount. Pickles have a nice sourness and crunch. Chicken patties have a good crispiness. Iceberg lettuce not shredded.
Cons: Getting a stingy amount of sauce in my sandwich. Chicken patties need a bit more flavor and they make the McChicken patties seems better than they really are. Onions lack flavor. It has iceberg lettuce. Getting on Fast Food Santa’s naughty list because of excessive staring at buns.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 4/25/2014

Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by us and your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Tombstone Limited Edition Beef Ranchero Pizza

Huh. I thought Tombstone Pizza was dead. I guess my eyes couldn’t notice them among all the DiGiornio Pizza varieties. (Spotted by Troy at Walmart.)

Farm Rich Smokehouse

Back in my day, Farm Rich just made deep fried appetizers. Look at them now with their fancy slow-cooked barbecue products. (Spotted by JJ at Walmart.)

Keebler Club Cornbread Cracker BItes

I wonder if these would go great with butter. (Spotted by Lisa at Dillion’s.)

Hillshire Farm American Craft Sausages

We’ve been covering a lot of new sausages recently. Someone should start a sausage review blog. Oh wait, someone already did. (Spotted by Sylvia at Vons.)

Thank you to all the photo contributors! If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new or limited edition product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo and the hashtag #spotted. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 4/24/2014

Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by us and your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Kemps Limited Edition Key Lime Pie Ice Cream Sandwiches

Kemps Limited Edition Raspberry Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Sandwiches

Those Kemps Limited Edition Key Lime Pie Ice Cream Sandwiches look awesome! And those Kemps Limited Edition Raspberry Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Sandwiches look, um, good-ish. (Spotted by Emily at Sentry.)

Safeway Select Super Premium Greek Frozen Yogurt

Welcome to the Greek frozen yogurt party, Safeway Selects! (Spotted by Marvo at Safeway.)

Seasonal Favorite Turkey Hill Sweet Potato Pecan Pie Ice Cream

I’m not going to lie, ice cream flavored like sweet potato pecan pie is something I’d like to try. (Spotted by Stefanie at Giant.)

Breyers No Sugar Added

These flavors look good, but frozen dairy dessert AND no sugar added? No thank you. (Spotted by Heidi at Kroger.)

Thank you to all the photo contributors! If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new or limited edition product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo and the hashtag #spotted. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 4/23/2014

Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by us and your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

GUM Crayola Squeeze-a-Color Anti-Cavity Fluoride Toothpaste

If I was an 6-year-old, I’d use these to write “r u tryin to trick me in to brushin my teeth” on the bathroom mirror. (Spotted by Sylvia at Ralphs.)

Smucker's Magic Shell Rainbow Sherbet

If I top rainbow sherbet with Smucker’s Magic Shell Rainbow Sherbet, will it create a portal to a world with unicorns or will it make the rainbow sherbet taste like crap. (Spotted by Heidi at Publix.)

Life Choice Delight Bites Multi-Grain Snacks

Nice to see Life Choice choose to make something other than nutrition bars. Yeah, I’m just pretending to know Life Choice. I’ve never heard of them until now. (Spotted by Sylvia at Walmart.)

Kellogg's Special K White Cheddar Popcorn Chips

A new Kellogg’s Special K Popcorn Chips flavor! I’m just kidding. I’m not exclamation point excited about these. (Spotted by Claire G at Weis Markets.)

Thomas' Limited Edition Cinnamon Vanilla English Muffins

I wish there were more limited edition Kit Kat flavors in the U.S. than limited edition Thomas’ English muffin flavors. Heck, I would settle for ONE limited edition Kit Kat flavor in the U.S. (Spotted by Claire G at Weis Markets.)

Thank you to all the photo contributors! If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new or limited edition product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo and the hashtag #spotted. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.

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