REVIEW: Papa Johns Oven-Toasted Sandwiches

The special box the sandwiches come in.

Papa Johns is officially in its sandwich era. The chain recently launched three Oven-Toasted Sandwiches (Philly Cheesesteak, Chicken Bacon Ranch, and Steak & Mushroom), billing them as a bold step in “raising the bar on sandwich flavor” and a “pizza-approved sandwich.” Big claims, so naturally I had to investigate.

I went with the Chicken Bacon Ranch because, honestly, it sounds the best of the three. And yes, before you ask, I’m also still processing the loss of the Papadias. Apparently, not enough people ordered them (or maybe just Canadians, since it’s only available to our northern neighbors right now), and now we’re here. Moving on.

My first impression is the pepperoncini smell. On the car ride home, the new custom green sandwich box fills the car with nothing but banana pepper fumes. If you’re a fellow pickle-y, tangy girlie, you won’t mind because it’s basically a free car air freshener. Consider yourself warned either way.

The sandwich's golden and oily bun.

Opening the box, the sandwich is golden and a little oily, which makes sense since Papa Johns brushes it with its Garlic Sauce before oven-toasting. It looks good, though the fillings spill out a bit, something I’m choosing to call “generous” rather than “structurally unsound.”

The ciabatta holds up well for a national pizza chain, offering a good chew while staying soft with zero razor-to-the-roof-of-your-mouth incidents, hooray! The sandwich does arrive warm and holds up well, which you’d hope for from something named “oven-toasted,” but honestly, a cold version probably wouldn’t have tasted wildly different given how mild the overall flavors are.

The sandwich cut in half showing its contents

The chicken leans more chicken-salad in texture than actual strips of grilled chicken, so don’t go in expecting Subway sweet onion teriyaki vibes. It blends softly into the overall bite rather than bringing the texture and bolder flavor that actual grilled chicken strips would.

The “pizza ranch” sauce, which Papa Johns describes only as “tangy” with no further elaboration, doesn’t bring much flavor on its own, but it keeps the whole thing from drying out, so it earns its place.

So, do I actually taste chicken bacon ranch in what’s billed as a Chicken Bacon Ranch sandwich? Not really. It’s…food. Decent, edible food. The most distinctive flavor I get comes from eating the bacon and tomatoes that spill out onto the wrapper, which says something. The whole sandwich is fairly hearty but mild, and it could use a little help getting there.

Would I order it again? Probably not, but under duress — I’d be asking for an extra garlic sauce cup without question. The ciabatta and garlic sauce combo is genuinely the best part, which tracks because crust and garlic sauce is what Papa Johns does well.

If you’re already placing an order and want to add a sandwich as a Papa Pairing – sure, why not? Just don’t expect it to blow your mind.

Purchased Price: $9.99
Rating: 5 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: 780 calories, 34 grams of fat, 2770 milligrams of sodium, 71 grams of carbohydrates, 7 grams of sugar, and 52 grams of protein.

Ruffles, Doritos, and Cheetos Flavor Swap 2026 Review

Frito-Lay Flavor Swap 2026 Bag designs

You know when you eat food that tastes like other food that isn’t actually that food?

That’s the whole trip of Frito-Lay’s new limited edition Flavor Swaps featuring Ruffles Cool Ranch, Doritos Cheddar & Sour Cream, and Cheetos Sweet Southern Heat Barbecue. My brain felt like a whirring 2000s gaming PC pushed to overdrive, but ultimately settling into a happy, joyful hum. Frito-Lay delivers, but to varying degrees of success, and we’ll get into that.

The three bags each feature a different creator or group — and look to be honest, I had no idea who any of them were, but people in my household did, which makes me adjacently cool and hip, right?

There’s Grammy-nominated singer-songwriter Madison Beer on the Cheetos Sweet Southern Heat Barbecue, trick-shot legends Dude Perfect on the Ruffles Cool Ranch, and marathon streamer IShowSpeed on the Doritos Cheddar & Sour Cream. Each has their signature on the bag, which feels very “I endorse this” — and per the press release, that’s mostly what it was. Maybe with the next Flavor Swap, they will actually get to design the mash-up themselves.

Ruffles Flavor Swap Doritos Cool Ranch

Ruffles Doritos Cool Ranch on a napking

I started with the Ruffles Cool Ranch because I thought it would be my favorite. The vision: take the bold, tangy flavor of Cool Ranch Doritos and mash it up on the ridges of a Ruffle. The first thing I noticed was how perfect and intact the chips were – not a crushed one in the bag.

Ruffles Doritos Cool Ranch seasoning up close

Second thing: the seasoning was generous. That Cool Ranch green and red dusting looked like Christmas came early, and y’all, I was here for it. The flavor delivered – tangy, herby, unmistakably Cool Ranch – but with that satisfying Ruffles crunch, which is crisper than Doritos.

Cheetos Flavor Swap Lay’s Sweet Southern Heat Barbecue

Cheetos Lay's Sweet Southern Heat Barbeque in the bag

Riding what I thought was the peak, I moved to the Cheetos Sweet Southern Heat Barbecue — and was even happier. The vision: take the iconic crunch of a Cheeto and mash it up with the sweet, smoky flavor of Lay’s Sweet Southern Heat Barbecue. Fair warning, though: the smell is a little off-putting at first. Barbecue, yes, but also something I can only describe as…tofu? But, the flavor was a full evolution — it opens sweet, builds into spicy, with barbecue flavor as the through line.

Cheetos Lay's Sweet Southern Heat Barbeque on a napkin

The Ruffles Cool Ranch was great. This Cheeto, however, was a revelation. Though, I feel like a Flamin’ Hot variant would be an improvement.

Doritos Flavor Swap Ruffles Cheddar & Sour Cream

Doritos Ruffles Cheddar & Sour Cream in the bag

Last up, Doritos Cheddar & Sour Cream chips. The vision: take the legendary Doritos crunch and mash it up with Ruffles’ rich, velvety Cheddar & Sour Cream. These looked almost unseasoned at first glance, a uniform light orange that had me worried. But on closer inspection, they were actually well seasoned — the coating was just so even that it read as bare.

Doritos Ruffles Cheddar & Sour Cream on a napkin

The bigger issue, though, is that swapping from a potato base to a corn base mutes everything — the cheddar comes through fine, but the sour cream tang gets swallowed by the corn and mostly disappears. After the Cheetos revelation, it was hard not to feel a little let down. Not bad, just the clear third-place finisher.

So, varying degrees of success as mentioned. The Cheetos surprised me most, the Ruffles delighted me as expected, and the Doritos taught us that corn and potato bases are not always interchangeable. Two out of three landing is impressive for the first year. I’d love to see this next year, but bigger and wilder (Cool Ranch Gatorade anyone?), and for the love of snacks, someone get Flamin’ Hot on speed dial!

Purchased Price: $3.97 each
Size: 9.25 oz (Doritos), 8 oz (Ruffles), 8.5 oz (Cheetos)
Purchased at: Walmart
Rating: 6 out of 10 (Doritos), 7 out of 10 (Ruffles), 9 out of 10 (Cheetos)
Nutrition Facts: (1 oz/28 g) Doritos Cheddar & Sour Cream – 150 calories, 8 grams of fat, 1 gram of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 150 milligrams of sodium, 17 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of fiber, less than 1 gram of total sugars, and 2 grams of protein. Ruffles Cool Ranch – 150 calories, 10 grams of fat, 1.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 140 milligrams of sodium, 15 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of fiber, 1 gram of total sugars, and 2 grams of protein. Cheetos Sweet Southern Heat Barbecue – 160 calories, 10 grams of fat, 1.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 180 milligrams of sodium, 16 grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of fiber, 2 grams of total sugars, and 1 gram of protein.

REVIEW: Girl Scouts Exploremores Cookies

Girl Scouts Exploremores Cookies box

Girl Scout Cookie Season is upon us! The lineup expands to 11 total varieties this year with the addition of Exploremores. Girl Scouts describe this new cookie as Rocky Road ice cream-inspired, featuring chocolate, marshmallow, and toasted almond crème.

First impression: two sleeves in the box. Thin Mints energy, which gets me hype because they’re a classic favorite of mine.

Girl Scouts Exploremores Cookies sleeves

As soon as I open the package, I notice a strong marshmallow aroma. The cookies look just like the photo on the box (love when expectations match reality). They twist apart like an Oreo, which feels intentional given the sandwich-cookie setup.

Girl Scouts Exploremores Cookies wafers

Flavor-wise, the almond stays extremely subtle. I don’t get toasted nuttiness or aggressive almond extract notes. Honestly, I almost wonder if I’m imagining it. Double chocolate dominates. Not deep, dark cacao energy. More of a classic chocolate cookie vibe.

Girl Scouts Exploremores Cookies creme top view

Girl Scouts Exploremores Cookies creme side view

The marshmallow shows up more in the smell than in the taste. The crème layer runs much thinner than an Oreo’s, so don’t expect that thick, fluffy middle.

Sweetness lands right in the standard Girl Scout range. It tastes balanced and actually less sweet than a Samoa, which I appreciate.

Girl Scouts Exploremores Cookies in milk

I dunk one in milk to see if it enhances the almond or unlocks more Rocky Road vibes. It doesn’t. The milk amplifies the marshmallow note instead, and I prefer the cookie plain.

Texture-wise, the cookie feels softer than an Oreo. Think chocolate Teddy Grahams rather than that crisp cookie snap.

Within the full Girl Scout lineup, I like it. Just don’t expect full Rocky Road in cookie form. Go in thinking double chocolate sandwich cookie and you’ll be set. It doesn’t dethrone my personal favorites, but I appreciate what it adds to the roster.

Purchased Price: $6
Rating: 7 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (2 cookies – 26g) 130 calories, 5 grams of fat, 2 grams of saturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 100 milligrams of sodium, 18 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of fiber, 8 grams of sugar, and 1 gram of protein.

REVIEW: Papa Johns New and Improved Pan Pizza (2026)

Papa Johns New and Improved Pan Pizza Box

You know the current viral trend that 2026 is the new 2016? That’s exactly what Papa Johns’ new and improved Pan Pizza is like.

Yes, because it’s a noticeable upgrade from the 2016 version TIB reviewed, not just a quiet tweak or a nostalgia cash-in.

Let’s start with the box. Papa Johns kept the fancy PANS packaging (bringing back Kelley’s pun), but swapped the shiny black for a sleek matte green. The front of the box is interestingly designed with written descriptors of “reasons to believe” in this new pan and improved version: crispy garlic parmesan crust, Italian seasoning, and six cheeses, edge-to-edge cheese and sauce. Normally, that kind of copy makes my eyes glaze over, but in this case, it got me hyped!

Papa Johns New and Improved Pan Pizza full pizza

Papa Johns New and Improved Pan Pizza crust

When I opened the box, the first thing I noticed was the cheese lace along the edges—strong Detroit-style vibes. Unlike the 2016 version, this one wasn’t burnt at all. Instead, I got a clean, crispy cheese shatter.

Papa Johns New and Improved Pan Pizza crust underneath

As I ate, I peeled off some of the pizza cheese so I could focus on the dough underneath. The crust was softer and fluffier, exactly what you want from a pan pizza.

Papa Johns New and Improved Pan Pizza crispy cheese

Then came the real delightful surprise: cheese baked into the bottom of the pan. When you get a bite with crispy crust and caramelized cheese (or cheese doily, as I like to call it) underneath, it delivers a savory, umami punch that honestly reminded me of how Cheez-It crackers hit. That sharp cheese tang that makes the sides of your tongue water and immediately makes you crave the next bite.

Full disclosure: the Midwest was hovering around zero degrees, with wind chills hitting negative fifteen, when I took this home. Despite my best efforts, the bottom cheese lace softened a bit in transit. Still good, and honestly, nothing an air fryer couldn’t easily fix.

Papa Johns New and Improved Pan Pizza top closeup

Halfway through, I realized why I hadn’t once reached for the garlic dipping sauce. Papa Johns bakes the Special Garlic Sauce directly into the pan, along with the parmesan cheese lace, underneath the crust. I could see the lace on top, but the garlic flavor was quietly doing its thing below, seasoning every bite without needing an extra dip.

Papa Johns’ New and Improved Pan Pizza was dang good, and I’m impressed by how consistently Papa Johns keeps delivering innovation. My only wish is the option to swap in its new NY-style deli pepperoni in the app. If that ever happens, this would be a no-notes pan pizza for me – but honestly, that’s just a nice-to-have. If “2026 is the new 2016,” this pan pizza gets it right this time.

Purchased Price: $11.99
Size: Only available in medium
Rating: 10 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (1 slice) 350 calories, 20 grams of fat, 8 grams of saturated fat, 40 milligrams of cholesterol, 950 milligrams of sodium, 27 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of fiber, 3 grams of sugar, and 17 grams of protein.

REVIEW: Starbucks Truffle, Mushroom & Brie Egg Bites

Starbucks Truffle, Mushroom & Brie Egg Bites

I love Starbucks’ Egg Bites—every single flavor. Even though a chef friend once told me they’re mostly cottage cheese (rude, but not wrong).

After trying the new Truffle, Mushroom & Brie Egg Bites, what I really want next is an egg bite flight. One of each, please.

Starbucks has flirted with “bougie” before, but that always felt like a condiment-level commitment (hello, Truff hot sauce). This is different. Starbucks goes full truffle here.

And truffles are bougie indeedy. People typically hand-forage them during a short season, sometimes with dogs or pigs, and some have sold for eye-watering prices. A white truffle has gone for as much as $330,000 for 3.3 pounds!

Important clarification: truffles are not the chocolate kind. They are intensely pungent and aggressively mushroom-forward. If you don’t like mushrooms, do not eat this. Stay far away. Leave it for us shroom lovers.

Before I even took a bite, the aroma was unmistakable. Yep, that’s black truffle. I had a brief moment of hope that it wouldn’t tip into truffle-oil territory.

Starbucks Truffle, Mushroom & Brie Egg Bites bite

Flavor-wise, it was clearly black truffle to me, not white truffle. Black truffle tastes bolder and earthier, and the flavor came through strongly here. When I checked the ingredient list after, I saw that Starbucks uses an actual truffle base rather than just truffle oil, which checks out.

While “Brie” appears third in the name, it barely played a role. The egg bites did not taste particularly cheesy; the truffle completely dominated. If you expect creamy, mild Brie vibes, this is not that. Truffle leads first, second, and third.

Texture-wise, this felt fluffier than some of the other egg bites. It avoided the puck-like density you sometimes get with the egg white versions and landed softer and lighter overall. The diced mushrooms didn’t compete with the truffle flavor, but seeing and feeling them helped the texture line up with what my nose was picking up.

One unexpected miss was the coffee pairing. I ordered a Pistachio Cortado, and together the flavors went full earthy mode. While I love mushrooms, I do not love savory mushrooms colliding with sweet pistachio sauce. That one’s on me, but it’s worth warning.

As with all egg bites, eat them warm unless you want a silicone-adjacent puck.

Purchased Price: $5.45
Rating: 7 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: 200 calories, 10 grams of fat, 6 grams of saturated fat, 240 milligrams of cholesterol, 620 milligrams of sodium, 12 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of fiber, 1 gram of sugar, and 14 grams of protein.

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