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Chocolate Cookie Dough Slim-Fast Optima
For something so small, I’m surprised Slim-Fast could fit so much into their Chocolate Cookie Dough Optima meal bar. How did they fit over 22 vitamins and minerals into such a small bar? Look how much stuff they had to fit in there: Sodium, Potassium, Protein, Vitamin A, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Vitamin D, [...]
Continue reading...Ore-Ida Extra Crispy Easy Fries
28 January 2005
Usually I’m skeptical about things that are easy, because I’m afraid they either aren’t easy or they carry some kind of sexually transmitted disease. So I was obviously a little cynical about these Ore-Ida Extra Crispy Easy Fries I picked up from the national grocery store chain I shop at, but I figured I could [...]
Continue reading...All Revitalizer Cloths
27 January 2005
Last night was the first and only time I really wanted soooo badly to be around smokers to inhale second-hand smoke. It all started when I was asked by a friend if I wanted to go to the finals of an ultimate bartending competition at this place. At first, I wasn’t interested because I have this fear [...]
Continue reading...Gerber Macaroni & Beef Lil’ Entrees
26 January 2005
Holy crap! Since when have there been TV dinners for toddlers? Gerber, the Microsoft of baby foods, has created microwavable TV dinners called Lil’ Entrees. I believe it’s made for those toddlers who are too tired from drooling, crawling around, chewing on toys, and sucking on boobs to make their own dinners. Actually, I didn’t [...]
Continue reading...Apple iLife ‘05
25 January 2005
I’m sure all of you have faced the following situation: Having waaaay too much porn. You know what it’s like with gigabytes of pictures and movies. There’s so much of it that it’s hard to keep track of everything. I’m sure you have labeled folders all over the place full of porn and [...]
Continue reading...Girl Scouts Thin Mints
24 January 2005
I learned a very important lesson this weekend: Don’t try to haggle with Girl Scouts, because they won’t budge. Yesterday, while I was walking out of the national grocery store chain I shop at, out of nowhere three Girl Scouts appeared in front of my shopping cart. Fortunately, I have cat-like reflexes and [...]
Continue reading...Skippy Carb Options Peanut Butter
21 January 2005
I don’t know why I keep torturing myself with all of these low-carb items. Every time I buy one, I know it’s not going to taste good and I’m going to write a crappy review about it. I really should just let these folks handle the reviews for the low-carb stuff and I should [...]
Continue reading...Canon PowerShot A85
20 January 2005
As many of you know, earlier this month, my digital camera broke and I had to buy a new one. Many of you also know that it broke while I was taking photos of a product I was planning to review. Um, that last part was a lie. It actually broke while [...]
Continue reading...Chex Mix for Kids
19 January 2005
Editor’s Note: I guess many of you are interested in who won the 100th Review Prize Drawing. I’m pleased to announce that after rolling over the 64 entries with my sweaty naked body and letting them fall off of my body, the winner of the prize drawing is Ayesha97. Sorry, there [...]
Continue reading...Edge Advanced Shaving Gel
18 January 2005
Being the editor of a quasi-product review blog has a lot of perks. I get to try new things, meet a lot of nice people, and beautiful women want to hang out with me. Okay, the last one isn’t true. However, with the Impulsive Buy being kind-of-sort-of popular, I sometimes feel like I’m a [...]
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31 January 2005
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