You know the name of a burger is too long when it has more words than the total number of times Jennifer Lopez has been engaged.
Congratulations should go out to Burger King and their Angus Bacon Cheddar Ranch Steak Burger for this wordage monstrosity.
I can also tell itâ€™s too long, because I have a hard time saying, â€œAngus Bacon Cheddar Ranch Steak Burgerâ€ really fast five times in a row.
Go ahead. You try and say it. Donâ€™t worry, Iâ€™ll still be here.
Did you mess up?
You didnâ€™t? Dammit! Are you an auctioneer or something?
Editor’s Note: So I don’t have to type Angus Bacon Cheddar Ranch Steak Burger all the frickin’ time, from this point on I will refer to it as ABCRSB (pronounced ab-ceer-sbee).
A few months ago, Burger King introduced the Angus Steak Burger. The Impulsive Buy tried both the original Angus Steak Burger and the Angus Bacon & Cheese Steak Burger, which I reviewed in September.
In that review, I didn’t think much of the burger’s peppery sauce, but thought it was a hefty burger and the Angus meat was good.
I also didnâ€™t like its name because it was a dropped letter â€œgâ€ away from being called the Anus Steak Burger, which wouldnâ€™t make it very appetizing, unless you like tossing salad.
Well I guess those Angus burgers were successful enough to warrant (heh, heh) a new burger using Angus beef, hence the ABCRSB.
So what’s different between the Angus Bacon & Cheese Steak Burger and the ABCRSB?
The only differences seem to be the ABCRSB’s sauce (a creamy ranch sauce), and the type of cheese (cheddar cheese). However, the creamy ranch sauce hardly added much to the burger, since I really couldnâ€™t taste it.
Whatâ€™s even more disappointing was the cost of the ABCRSB Value Meal, which was a dollar more than the Angus Bacon & Cheese Steak Burger Value Meal. I donâ€™t know if the extra dollar can be justified since the creamy ranch sauce and the cheddar cheese REPLACES the Angus Bacon & Cheese Steak Burgerâ€™s peppery sauce and whatever cheese they used.
So I canâ€™t decide what to call that, either a bloody ripoff or a frickinâ€™ scam.
Overall, I wasnâ€™t very impressed with the ABCRSB. Thereâ€™s nothing really special about it, except for the fact that itâ€™s made out of Angus beef, but Iâ€™ve tasted better burgers that werenâ€™t made out of it.
Well if you’re interested in trying one, do it quick because the ABCRSB is only here for a limited time.
Item: Burger King Angus Bacon Cheddar Ranch Steak Burger
Purchase Price: $6.39 (Value Meal)
Rating: 3 out of 5
Pros: Hearty burger. Angus beef. Oooh, bacon.
Cons: Very pricey. Weak Ranch taste. Really long name and hard to pronounce when saying it really fast five times in a row (At least for me).