Jazz Diet Pepsi Black Cherry French Vanilla

I think The Impulsive Buy’s number one hater is right, I need to jazz up my life. Here’s what he/she/it wrote to me: (Editor’s Note: Yes, the hater is real and so is the letter.) Dearest Marvo, I just wanted to tell how much I hate you you 30 year old sits in your pajamas [...]

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IBC Root Beer (32-ounces)

Sometimes I like to be an old-fashioned kind of guy. Not in the sense of opening doors for women, saying please or thank you, or offering my seat to an elderly person on the bus. In all those instances, I’m an asshole. The old-fashioned I’m talking about is occasionally putting on my acid-washed jean shorts, Hypercolor [...]

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Webstar & Young B – Chicken Noodle Soup

(Editor’s Note: Before I begin this review, I think it’s necessary for you to hear a 30 second sample before reading the rest of this review, because I don’t know how many of you have listened to this song. So click here to hear the sample.) Today, I’m going to explain the anatomy of [...]

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Arizona Green Tea Energy Drink & Arizona Diet Green Tea Energy Drink

If I ever harmed Kevin Federline (and believe me I am so frickin’ close to doing so) for either stupidity, releasing another rap album, or spreading his seed, I would hate to be arrested and questioned by the regular Arizona Green Tea Energy Drink and the diet Arizona Green Tea Energy Drink…if they were cops. The [...]

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The Shopping Cart #2

The Shopping Cart takes a look at things that I’ve tried, but am too lazy to write a full review for. Consider them mini-reviews. Or lazy-ass-reviews. What I’m Wearing That Maybe Causing Hell To Freeze Over, But Also May Make Me Look Fabulous I would not, could not, at the club. I could not, [...]

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Phillips Norelco Bodygroom

Just like Austin Powers, I am a sexy, hairy beast. Although, the two Impulsive Buy readers who have seen me completely naked would probably disagree with the sexy part. There are parts of my body that has hair that I need to manage once in awhile. (1) The hair on top of my head. [...]

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Vegemite

(Editor’s Note: In honor of Steve Irwin “The Crocodile Hunter,” The Impulsive Buy will review an Australian favorite, Vegemite. Irwin was a crazy mofo, but my kind of crazy mofo. He will be sorely missed, even the crikey. Rest in peace, Crocodile Hunter.) There are things in life that we all must [...]

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The Shopping Cart #1

(Editor’s Note: Today, I’m introducing a new section at The Impulsive Buy called The Shopping Cart, which will consist of products that I’ve purchased, but won’t write a full review for, and products that I’m lusting over, but either can’t afford, can’t find, or it’s only available in dark alleys.) What I’m Listening To That [...]

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Pom Pomegranate Lychee Green Tea

I’d like to think that I’m an environmentally aware person — a treehugger, if you will. I recycle my glass bottles, aluminum cans, plastic bottles, and newspapers. I drive a fuel-efficient car. I reuse those plastic bags I get from the grocery store. Instead of throwing them away, I donate my [...]

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