NEWS: Slim Jim Gives Convenience Store Owners More Flavor Options To Offer To Teenagers and Stoners

Written by | January 11, 2011

Topics: Slim Jim

Slim Jim section at Winkler's local 7-11

I didn’t know there were so many Slim Jim varieties one could snap into. Not only do they come in different flavors, but also a range of sizes. Slim Jim’s latest varieties are the Slim Jim Giant Jamaican Style Jerk and Slim Jim Monster Zesty Garlic.

For those of you who’ve never had the pleasure of snapping into a Slim Jim, Giant and Monster are two sizes Slim Jim offers. The Giant Slim Jims are tall, skinny, 28 grams in weight and can be used as an impromptu whip, while the Monster Slim Jims aren’t as tall, but are thicker, weigh 55 grams and can be used as an impromptu (insert imagination here).

The Slim Jim Giant Jamaican Style Jerk Flavor has a suggested retail price of $1.45 and the Slim Jim Monster Zesty Garlic will be $2.49. Both flavors will be available this month, probably at your nearest convenience store.

9 Comments For This Post I'd Love to Hear Yours!

  1. alek says:

    I am wondering what is the most awful worst thing you ever reviewed here?

  2. Chuck says:

    I’m still waiting for a Slim Jim version to come out that is so huge it would make Tommy Lee feel inadequate. Of course, I suppose at that point it wouldn’t be very slim.

  3. Justin says:

    The Randy Savage Slim Jim commercials made me swear off them forever.

  4. Laura says:

    Great. More crap that I’ll have to stock at work. People will still grab the wrong flavor, take a bite and then demand an exchange because they were too stoned to pick the right one. That said, I’d still try the jerk-flavored.

    • Marvo says:

      I’m sorry you’ll have more crap to stock and have to deal with stoners.

      • Laura says:

        Don’t let my complaining fool you, stoners are a chief source of amusement. I’ve been there, so I know how confused they are between the tobasco and hot varieties…when all they really should get is a bag of doritos and a 2 lt of Mt. Dew haha

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