Before you contact us, you should know the following things:

  1. We do not have any affiliation with any company. Let me repeat myself. We DO NOT have any affiliation with any company. So please do not email us to ask where you can find a product, to complain about a product, or why it’s not on shelves anymore. We can’t help you with that. If we could, we would, but we can’t, so we won’t. Also, we’d probably charge you an unreasonable hourly fee for it.
  2. We get A LOT of email. Believe it or not, despite what you read above, we get a number of email asking us where they can find a product or to complain about a product. So we are lousy at responding to email. With each email the older ones go deeper into an abyss that they may never come out of. So if you don’t receive a response, or receive one after a loooong time, please don’t take it personally.

If you’ve read what’s above and would still like to contact us, please do so by emailing us at: