Happy Holy Crap It’s Almost Christmas And I Didn’t Buy Anyone A Gift Day!!!

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Sorry there will be no review today, as I make my way to the crowded shopping malls to do all my Christmas shopping.

I must prepare to fight with little old ladies for $5.99 DVDs; find ways to overcome my claustrophobia; try to find the perfect gift, but settle for gift cards; and sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what I REALLY want for Christmas is for him to take his hand off of my ass.

(Just a friendly tip for you Christmas shoppers. If there’s a valet service at the mall you’re going to, take advantage of that sucker, because it’s sooo worth it.)

Oh yeah, I pulled the winners for this month’s prize drawing yesterday. The three lucky winners will each receive one (1) box of Jello Oreo Instant Pudding.

There 3 winners are:

1. Jenny (Ficklewhimsy Jenny)
2. Aymie’s Mom
3. hmw

Congratulations to the winners.

Okay, I haven’t done this in a long time. I’m going to let you vote on what product I’m going to review on Monday, December 27th. I’m going to give you three options.

The product with the most votes will be reviewed and the other two products will be banished to product review hell, where they will never get reviewed.

Here are your three choices:

1. Pop-Tarts Frosted Caramel Chocolate Snak-Stix
2. Subway Toasted Chicken Bacon Ranch Sub
3. Mountain Dew Baja Blast

Voting will end at December 26th at 11:59 pm (Hawaii Standard Time).

31 thoughts to “Happy Holy Crap It’s Almost Christmas And I Didn’t Buy Anyone A Gift Day!!!”

  1. Subway Toasted Chicken Bacon Ranch Sub – I think your review of a product with so many words in the name could have a lot of potential!

  2. Mt. Dew, Marvo!

    Because, let’s face it: The pop-tarts are going to be good, if you like pop-tarts. All pop-tarts taste a little bit like cardboard, but contain just enough crack to make them irresistible in spite of this.

    Subway has good sandwiches and not-so-good sandwiches, but the well of Jared jokes has been used up, by now. Also I will cry if I ever read about ANYTHING with bacon being unyummy. I simply cannot take that risk.

    Therefore, you must do the Dew. It could go either way, either way does not greatly affect my life, and the fun is in the suspense.

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