October Prize Drawing!!!

Thanks to my recent review of the Trojan Elexa line of products, I’m stuck with a whole bunch of condoms that I’ll probably never use, unless I sell my body on the streets. Unfortunately, my body won’t make much money on the streets, so it would be a waste to use these condoms that way.

To get rid of all these condoms, I’ve decided to become a Condom Fairy again and give away to ONE lucky winner a Trojan Elexa prize pack, which is basically whatever products were left after testing. Although I also took a few condoms for my “Just in case I get some. Oh, who the hell am I kidding, I’m not getting any” stash.

In total, there are 8 Natural Feel condoms, 8 Stimulating condoms, 8 Ultra Sensitive condoms, one tube of Intimacy Gel, and 5 Freshening Cloths. Also, since I “used” the Vibrating Ring, I’ll purchase a new one and add it to the prize pack.

To enter this month’s prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with the words “Set it to vibrate” in it and whatever else you would like to say.

Please fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Don’t worry about the shipping, I’ll take care of it.

The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, October 11, 2005 and stop accepting entries on Sunday, October 16, 2005. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States and US Military APOs (To the rest of the planet, I’m sorry.)

To determine the winners, I will draw a circle on a piece of cardboard and place all the entries in the circle. Then I will put the Vibrating Ring in the middle of the circle, turn it on, and let the Vibrating Ring choose the winner.

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about Bill Gates wanting to give you money. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you catalogs for adult videos. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, any Lindsay Lohan car accident, or any spawn Tom Cruise produces.

118 thoughts to “October Prize Drawing!!!”

  1. When masturbation has lost its fun, tell all your friends to call, take your cell, set it to vibrate and put it in your pocket, oooooo

  2. Set it to vibrate marvo. I too need some condoms for my ‘just in case, ah who the hell am i kidding’ stash.

  3. “Set it to vibrate”

    But seriously, please do. I was sposed to win the last prize drawing that had the flavored condoms, but nooooooo… so i better win this one!

  4. Since you so coveniently mandated a five syllable phrase, I present to you a Trojan Elexa haiku:

    Set it to vibrate
    Send all your condoms to me
    I like to get laid

    Well there you have it, a haiku in the tradition of the old Japanese masters. If I win, I’ll paint it in kanji on a bamboo scroll and send it to you, so you can display it on your wall. Not really, but that’s a nice idea, no?

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