February Prize Drawing!!!

Aaah, February…

It’s the month after January and before March. It’s my least favorite month, because every February I am reminded of heartbreak and heartache. There’s that one day in February that haunts me EVERY SINGLE YEAR.

For almost everyone else, that one special day in February is a joyous day filled with remembering, honoring, and cherishing. But for me, I am almost always alone on that day. It’s gotten to the point where I don’t even recognize that special day anymore.

Sometimes I cry on that day, because I see everyone else enjoying it. Every year, I keep telling myself that next year will be different, because I’ll have a reason to celebrate it. But when the next year comes around, there isn’t any celebrating.

I hate Presidents’ Day!

Because I will never be president of anything…ever!

Anyway, there are two prizes for this month’s prize drawing.

One lucky reader will win a brand new Gillette Fusion Power razor, which I’ll be reviewing really soon, and another lucky reader will win a slightly used bottle of Method Olive Leaf Body Wash, which has been around my naked body.

So I’ll be having two separate drawings. One for the Gillette Fusion Power razor and another one for the Method Olive Leaf Body Wash.

To enter this month’s prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with THREE THINGS.

1. The words I sing and dance to when I’m in the shower, “I rock the party that rocks the body!”
2. The prize you want to win (either the Gillette Fusion Power or the Method Olive Leaf Body Wash)
3. Whatever else you would like to say.

Please fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Don’t worry about the shipping, I’ll take care of it.

The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, February 7, 2006 and stop accepting entries on Sunday, February 12, 2006. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States, US Military APOs, Canada, and Guam. (To the rest of the planet, I’m sorry.)

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam from some Chinese company that wants to sell you toothbrushes. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you information about classes that will improve your Microsoft Excel skills. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail or a possible eight blade razor.

70 thoughts to “February Prize Drawing!!!”

  1. I rock the party that rocks the body!
    Gillette Fusion Power Razor
    ‘Cuase I need to shave. I’m half Japanese, and I have a white-jap trash beard going on. Help!

  2. let me hear you say oh yeah…trust me I’ll blow up shop…about to blow the roof right offa hip hop. I rock the party that rocks the body…

    How sad is it that I know the lyrics to that song still? Scratch that it’s depressing to still knowing the lyrics to any MC Lyte song.

    I think that I should win the Olive Body wash, because number one it’s been near your naked body, and two because it will always remind of coke and platypus ass. Oh and Vince Neil.

    I could sing MC Lyte and smell like a peppery martini. SCORE!

  3. I rock the party that rocks the body!! (insert random dancing here)
    I hate Valentine’s Day for two reasons:
    1) It’s a commercialized Hallmark holiday that is just an excuse to make everyone go out and buy cards,candy,flowers,etc. And if you don’t….you are a heartless jerk. guiltguiltguiltguilt
    2) The last time I actually took a date out for a romantic Valentines dinner, I wrecked my car on the way back to the house..yeah thats a memory for a lifetime!!
    The Fusion would be totally cool because I don’t want to smell like pepper and sneeze!
    Awesome site!

  4. I rock the party that rocks the body!
    I freeze cheese burgers from Hardees?

    Words that rhyme with body
    They aint so easy to find
    It even confused google
    Which you wont see too many times

    I want me a Fusion Razor so I can feel it in all it’s vibrating glory as i lather my mane with olive oil and lard…

  5. I rock the party that rocks the body.

    Expensive Razor!
    Fusion… kind of like fission,
    nuclear razor?

    I frequently blog about the overhyped marketing of razors. I have experienced the power of 4, but am thirsty for the power of 5 (or 6).

  6. I rock the party that rocks the body!

    Gillette Fusion Power please.

    Razors are good but when you add Power in the name woo-hoo, that is something. Plus it has Fusion…whoa!

  7. I rock the party that rocks the body!

    I would like the Olive Leaf body wash.

    I need to have some enjoyment while I am recovering from surgery.

  8. I rock the party that rocks the body! I would like the Olive Leaf body wash. I’ve been reading your entire archive. I love it!! I was a blog virgin until I found you, so you’ll always be a little special to me xxoo

  9. I rock the party that rocks the body!! I never really knew what that meant, but I used to blast it anyway.

    I would love the Gillette Fusion Power razor!

    Anything to get my boyfriend to shave more often … wait. How ofter do YOU shave? …….

  10. I rock the party that rocks the body!

    Gillette Fusion Power

    I’m still using three blades, and they don’t even vibrate. I’m such a friggin’ luddite.

  11. Yes, I rock the party that rocks the body! No, really, it’s true!

    See me switch it up on the number one AND, for a limited time, on the number two! Three? Nope. No, sir. Can’t be done.

    Oh, and I’ll take the RAZR.

    Wait, it’s not the phone?

    It’s an actual razor?

    Damn. Well, I’ll take it anyways – I hear the reception on the body wash is terrible.

  12. I rock the party that rocks the body!

    Gillette Fusion Power

    Hello!? You are my President – I mean you are the President of your Blogdom!

  13. 1. “I rock the party that rocks the body!”
    2. Anything is fab 🙂
    3. You took my blog virginity–thus, you are my president.

  14. If I got that Fusion razor, I would rock the party that rocks the body.
    I would also know what it’s like to shave your face with an electric carving knife.

    Hook a brother up, dawg!

  15. I rock the party that rocks the body!

    The Fusion Razor. Because.. I haven’t shaved in 2 weeks, and it might inspire me. Maybe.

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