PRIZE DRAWING: Because Some of You Need More Protein In Your Diet and These Five Boxes Are Taking Up Space In My Room

Future Prize DrawingProtein is one of those things our bodies need in order to…to be honest, I’m not sure what protein is used for because I have an English degree and I got a C in college biology. Actually, I got a C or worse in EVERY science class I took in college. I also got F’s in Russian 101, Accounting 201, Math 100, Anatomy 301, Anatomy 301 Lab and I think one more class. I’m surprised I earned a college degree. Actually, I take that back. I’m not surprised because to balance all of those crappy grades, I took really easy classes, like a class that involved watching television from Japan, including a censored Japanese porn flick, and comparing it with American media.

I wonder if protein helps brain development? I guess if I listened in my science classes, I would know. Well, whatever protein does, I’m giving away lots of it thanks to the folks at Promax who sent us five boxes of their all-natural Promax Cookies ‘N Cream Energy Bars, which are taking up space in my room. I would move them to the closet, but they’re really heavy and I’m a weakling. I wish there was something I could eat to help me build muscle.

Oh well.

The Impulsive Buy will be giving away one box each to five lucky winners. Each box has 12 bars and each bar contains 20 grams of protein and is full of vitamins and minerals. They also don’t contain high fructose corn syrup. Whether you’re an athlete or just someone on the go looking for a snack, these Promax bars will satisfy you.

To enter this prize drawing, just leave a comment with THIS post and in your comment include something that you need or want that isn’t money. For example, I want more Impulsive Buy readers and I really want to beat Spencer Pratt with a canoe paddle…across the head…several times…while America cheers me on.

Please fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Saturday, June 20, 2009 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one entry allowed per person (I’m keeping an eye on the IP addresses) and it’s open to EVERYONE who’s 18 years old or older.

Good luck!

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137 thoughts to “PRIZE DRAWING: Because Some of You Need More Protein In Your Diet and These Five Boxes Are Taking Up Space In My Room”

  1. I graduated college and don’t have a job, thus I want a job that way I will have money.

  2. I want to wake up to a hot Domino’s pizza in my bed every morning and I want science to finally invent test tube meats that are magically healthier and tastier than traditional ones.

  3. I want a modest (but waterproof) shack somewhere along Puerto Rico Highway 184, also known as the “Pork Highway” due to the fact that it’s lousy with Puerto Rican pork joints.

  4. I need my sanity back, because I’m not sure what I was thinking starting this p90x system when I can just make people think I am healthy and athletic by eating these protein bars.

  5. I really want to see what kind of dump I could take after eating a whole box of protein bars!!!

    I would also like to see my wifes face when she sees that I didnt bother to flush!!!

  6. I would really like to get a kayak, but I have nowhere to store it in my crappy apartment. Boo.

  7. I want more promax bars with protein so I can get all curvey , then boys will like me and I can get more “protein” from “all natural” sources. (winking out loud).

  8. I need a way to distinguish my wants from my needs because I need to quit needlessly devoting time to pursuing wants that I only think are needs but are merely wants.

  9. I want to save you the time and hassle of dealing with shipping because, seriously, you must live like ten minutes from this haole girl’s house

  10. I want a cookie..a cookie in the form of energy bar. Then with that energy I could solve the greatest mystery…which came first the chicken or the egg!!! Dun dun dummmm!! ;D

    Awesome post/site marvo!

  11. I really need to start working instead of reading Impulsive Buy reviews all day :-O

  12. Where to start..
    I want to be independently wealthy or just find a very rich sugar daddy who isn’t either too old or too gross….

  13. I want a liposuction machine that is small enough so I can do a little sculpting after a big meal.

  14. I want more episodes of Firefly – and access to a ready supply of Reese’s candy here in Australia

  15. I want people to stop telling me that I need more protein! Maybe if I had a huge box of protein bars, people would stop telling me that I need more protein…

  16. hi there!
    PRIZE DRAWING: Because Some of You Need More Protein In Your Diet and These Five Boxes Are Taking Up Space In My Room
    i want my family to happy,united and healthy!

  17. I want people to fight the man! (Although I suppose that “the man” includes the giant corporations that make protein bars . . . )

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