PRIZE DRAWING: Because I Want To Give You The Opportunity To Shower On Me

No, The Impulsive Buy is not paying your water bill, providing you with a wash cloth or standing with you in your shower to scrub you down. Because paying that one utility is probably expensive, a wash cloth is too cheap and scrubbing you down in your shower will probably end up with me registering as a sex offender. But TIB can provide the body wash you need to clean away dirt and make you smell like a million dollars…or five dollars, which is roughly how much I spent on each body wash.

TIB is going to give away a bottle of body wash to six lucky readers via a prize drawing. The six different body washes are some of the latest on store shelves, or at least I think so, since they all have the word “new” printed on them. The body washes are:

(from left to right)

1. Axe Twist Shower Gel
2. Old Spice Deo Sport Odor Blocker Body Wash
3. Dove Men+Care Extra Fresh Body and Face Wash
4. Dial Cherry Seed Oil & Mint NutriSkin Body Wash
5. Dove Unscented Sensitive Skin Nourishing Body Wash
6. Caress White Peach Cream Whipped Souffle Body Wash

To enter this prize drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. You may say whatever
you like, but your comment MUST include the phrase, “I want to shower on you” AND the body wash you’d like to win.

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Sunday, March 7, 2010 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one entry allowed per person and it’s open to everyone who’s 18 years old or older.

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you an email with a link you shouldn’t click. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you letters you shouldn’t open. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or how much you’ll love showering on me.

139 thoughts to “PRIZE DRAWING: Because I Want To Give You The Opportunity To Shower On Me”

  1. I want to shower on you!!! What’s that supposed to mean? 😛
    The caress sounds cool since it’s named after food…

    1. I want to shower on you with Caress White Peach Cream Whipped Souffle Body Wash. mmmmm.

  2. I want to shower on you. I don’t believe I’ve ever uttered those words before, but I’d like the Old Spice. Thanks, Marvo.

  3. I want to shower on you! And with you. I’ll rub you down with the Dial NutriSkin. Hell, I’ll even shave your back if that’s what you want!

  4. I want to shower on you. Hopefully the Old Spice will get me clean, because that’s my choice. Thanks.

  5. I want to shower on you.
    Dove Men+Care Extra Fresh Body and Face Wash.
    I’ve never won anything before. Maybe this is my shot?

  6. I want to shower on you with the odor blocking Old Spice. It’ll make a wonderful hint hint gift for some unsuspecting friend.

  7. I want to shower on you! Caress White Peach Cream Whipped Souffle Body Wash sounds more like a food than a soap.

  8. I want to shower on you. All over you. With the Dial Cherry Seed Oil & Mint NutriSkin Body Wash because it sounds vaguely sexual. Cherry.

  9. Oh Old Spice Deo Sport Odor Blocker Body Wash, how I want to shower on you.

  10. I want to shower on you, Marvo! And I hope the Caress will get me clean because just typing that makes me feel dirty…

  11. Oh yeah, you’d better believe I want to shower on you. A mighty rage and fury (or meek impotence, whichever), that is. And I really want to know how the “+” feels in the Dove Men + Whatever-it-is Body Wash…

  12. I want to shower on you sounds filthy & I’m a fan. I’d definitely like to try out the Dial or the Caress to clean up my filth.

  13. I want to shower on you with the NEW Dove men body wash. Nay, I demand to shower on you with the NEW Dove men body wash.

  14. I want to shower on you using the Dial Cherry Seed Oil and Mint stuff. Because I want to know what cherry seed oil is.

  15. Marvo, I’d like to shower on you like there’s not tomorrow. Some Caress White Peach Cream Whipped Souffle Body Wash would help, too.

  16. I want to shower on your! The caress, please (although I actually would take anything except the Axe).

  17. I want to shower on you….possibly with you!? hahaha.

    I’m female and like girly-smelling body washes. A souffle in the shower? delicious!

  18. I want to shower on you and will you wash my back if I wash yours???
    Thinking steamy thoughts 🙂
    Pam

  19. I want to shower on you some Dial Cherry Seed Oil & Mint NutriSkin Body Wash to get all clean before we get all dirty again. 🙂

  20. The “Caress White Peach Cream Whipped Souffle Body Wash” sounds sinful and indulgent, much like the prospect of showering with Marvo. You know the worst thing about souffles, though? They fall pretty easily, as in they can’t keep it up, as in they can’t maintain an erection, and I’m pretty sure that might be the case with me as well if I were to shower with a guy. I wouldn’t know because I haven’t tried, but I tend to go for people with…you know…va-jay-jays. But then again, this is about how “I want to shower on you,” not “I want to shower WITH you,” and since Asian watersports is my go-to fetish porn genre, Caress White Peach Cream Whipped Souffle Body Wash and Marvo might be a winning combination, with the prize being my ability to form and maintain stiff peaks (it’s kind of a food metaphor, but I’m TOTES talking about my penis here).

  21. I want to shower on you. I smell like a urine stained homeless man (in training) and would like some dove.

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