PRIZE DRAWING: Because AXE Offered Me Stuff To Give Away To TIB Readers

We’re right in the middle of summer travel season and whether you’re traveling to another state or another country by air, you’ll want to pack light because those damn airlines will charge your ass for checking in baggage, which, by the way, used to be free for decades.

The folks at AXE want to help you pack light, unless you’re traveling to a nudist colony, then you probably won’t need any help. But for those who do need help, they’re offering the opportunity for five lucky TIB readers, via a prize drawing, to win a set of AXE travel-size body sprays, deodorants and shower gels that meet TSA standards.

To enter The Impulsive Buy’s AXE Twist Travel Pack Prize Drawing, leave a comment with THIS POST. You may say whatever you like, but your comment MUST include where you would like to go for your next vacation.

It can be specific, like “a nude beach in Hawaii with Marvo serving me cocktails with paper umbrellas in them,” or less specific, like “anywhere, but here.”

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because I’ll be emailing the five winners for their mailing addresses. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Sunday, July 25, 2010 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one entry allowed per person and it’s only open to those who live in the United States and are 18 years old or older. (I’m sorry to my non-US readers, those in the US Military living overseas and high school boys who love the smell of AXE)

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about how you can get generic erection drugs from Canada. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you requests for donations from my alma mater, the University of Hawaii. Bribes will not be accepted. Sending pictures of your boobs (male or female) will not help your chances. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or you getting trapped in a YouTube vortex of dudes getting hit in the nuts and puppy videos.

120 thoughts to “PRIZE DRAWING: Because AXE Offered Me Stuff To Give Away To TIB Readers”

  1. I wanna go to Borneo or Tibet. Show me the jungle 😀 And I’d love to see a reticulated python in person.

  2. I actually have vacation coming up, and I’m going to Albuquerque for my cousin’s wedding. I may also try and head to California later in the week but I’m not sure yet. I suppose it would be cool to be able to say I’m an Axe man while I’m traveling.

  3. I want to go to Mexico. Specifically Guadalajara. Probably won’t because they are still kidnapping white people at an alarming rate.

  4. I’d love to visit Louisiana, mostly New Orleans and the beaches that now are safe and the cleanest they’ve been in years!

  5. I would love to Louisville Kentucky, the home of KFC. I would be able to eat a Double Down and then AXE the shame and disappointment away!

  6. Most people might want to go to Mexico or Bahamas… truthfully I think I’d rather visit Seattle right now… Hopefully smelling like total a total Dbag with the axe products I just won?

  7. I want to visit the factory where they make Bawls to find out what kind of “bawls” go into making such a delicious beverage.

  8. For my next vacation, I’d like to be able to pee without company. Oh wait- I have a one year old and will always have to wave “bye-bye” to the pee pees and poo poos as I flush.

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