PRIZE DRAWING: Because The King Is Dead

Burger King Pillowcase 1

Last year, to promote their new breakfast menu, Burger King released a television commercial that featured a pillowcase with their new breakfast menu on one side and The King’s face on the other. You can read more about the pillowcase here and here. That pillowcase was available for a short time and yours truly pulled out the plastic and purchased two of them.

When I received them several weeks later, I opened one and put it on my pillow. After five minutes of resting my head on it, I realized how stupid of an impulsive buy it was. First off, the pillowcase is white, so all the drooling I do while sleeping will easily stain it. Secondly, I can’t practice my kissing with this pillow because it’s as if I’m making out with The King. I could flip it over and practice kissing the other side with the breakfast menu, but to me it would feel like I’m kissing the back of The King’s neck. Thirdly, the pillowcases aren’t made using 1000 thread count Egyptian cotton.

Anyhoo, after putting them in the back of my dresser, I forgot about them. But I remembered I had them after learning about Burger King’s makeover and The King’s demise. Since one of the pillowcases is still in its original sealed packaging and I’m never going to open it, I thought I should give it away to a lucky Impulsive Buy reader.

Burger King Pillowcase 2

To enter The Impulsive Buy’s Burger King Pillowcase Prize Drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. I don’t really care what you say in your comment, but please leave The King either a heartfelt goodbye or a heartless good riddance.

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because I’ll be emailing the winner for his or her mailing address. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Friday, June 10, 2011 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one entry allowed per person, and it’s open to everyone who’s 18 years old or older.

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you emails telling you to watch a YouTube video that you probably already saw months ago. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you Sears Roebuck catalogs from the 1980s. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or nightmares with the The King.

119 thoughts to “PRIZE DRAWING: Because The King Is Dead”

  1. Oddly, I JUST played the XBox King Sneek game from Burger King. It was terrible. I, for one, would like to take my frustration out on a wonderful BK King pillow. 😉

  2. Since I don’t sleep well at all, my wife would rather I chat with “The King” in the middle of the night!

  3. THE GODDAMN KING. You know when your advertising persona makes it to $4 Xbox games sold at a fast food joint, that you’re a sell-out. The amount that I will miss him is roughly the amount of respect I have for Rebecca Black and her awful “Friday” song.

  4. I wonder how many people are dry-humping this pillow right now. I mean, I’m not.. yet.

  5. I’ve never felt a desire to do porn, but just give me the pillow so that I can physically say goodbye to the King in a most indelicate way and I’ll do it. On camera. For money.

    Please help me pay rent next month!

    This economy is hard on us raccoons.

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