NEWS: Make Your Upper Palate Raw With Cap’n Crunch’s Chocolatey Crunch

Despite its possible mouth shredding abilities, I’m a fan of Cap’n Crunch. There’s something about that sweetened golden cereal that makes my tongue set sail for Yum Island. I’m also a fan of chocolate, despite its waist expanding abilities. So I’m excited about the two of them combining to form the new Cap’n Crunch’s Chocolatey Crunch.

It’s not the first time the Cap’n has sailed the ocean blue and came back with a chocolatey treasure. There was Cap’n Crunch’s Choco Donuts, a peanut butter and chocolate Cap’n Crunch, and two different cereals called Cap’n Crunch’s Choco Crunch, one with regular yellow Cap’n Crunch with chocolate puff cereal and another with chocolate flavored Cap’n Crunch, which is what this new cereal looks like.

So Cap’n Crunch’s Chocolatey Crunch is pretty much a renamed Cap’n Crunch’s Choco Crunch. It’s as if Cap’n Crunch sailed to India, brought back fine silk, went back to India, came back from India, and when asked what new items he’s returned with, he shows everyone silk.

The naturally and artificially flavored sweetened corn and oat cereal is made with real cocoa. A 3/4 cup serving has 110 calories, 0.5 grams of saturated fat, 125 milligrams of sodium, and 11 grams of sugar. It’s available in 14-ounce boxes.

9 thoughts to “NEWS: Make Your Upper Palate Raw With Cap’n Crunch’s Chocolatey Crunch”

  1. No way this will suck. Post, thankfully, still uses crappy stuff like coconut oil and high fructose corn syrup in their cereals, unlike a certain other cereal maker which recently made a new chocolate flavor that absolutly sucked.


    God has finally answered my prayers after 3 long years of waiting since 2008. The last time Choco Crunch was offered and then discontinued!

  3. My bf thinks I’m crazy for saying that the Crunch cuts up my palate, but I’m glad to find out I’m not insane. I will admit though that the stuff is addictive. And now I crave the chocolate.

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