PRIZE DRAWING: Because Financial Aid To Purchase Stuff From Whole Foods Doesn’t Exist

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Have you ever wanted to purchase beef from Whole Foods from cows that were grass fed and given shiatsu massages every day, but didn’t want to pay the price for it? Well, we at The Impulsive Buy might be able to help you, if you win the $25 Whole Foods gift card we’re giving away this month.

To enter The Impulsive Buy’s Whole Foods gift card drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. I don’t care what you say in your comment, but it would be awesome if your comment included a term you would likely see on a product you can buy at Whole Foods. Here’s an example: If I win this gift card, I’ll hug a free-range chicken.

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because I’ll be emailing the winner for his or her mailing address. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Monday, April 30, 2012 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents who are at least 18 years old.

For those of you who have a Twitter account, you can get an additional entry by tweeting the following by Monday, April 30, 2012 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time:

@theimpulsivebuy Organic. Yes. Grass fed. Yes. Kombucha. Yes. GMO-free. Yes. Hormone free. Yes. @WholeFoods BINGO!

So just copy, paste, and tweet. Only one tweet per Twitter account.

Good luck!

Fine Print: Whole Foods is not affiliated with this prize drawing. The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you emails about Whole Foods. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you Goodwill donation flyers. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, your Toyota Prius not getting 50 MPG, or your Nissan Leaf running out of juice.

197 thoughts to “PRIZE DRAWING: Because Financial Aid To Purchase Stuff From Whole Foods Doesn’t Exist”

  1. If I win this giftcard, I would be so happy considering I can only afford Whole Foods once a year-(I’m not exagerating either!)

  2. I’ll probably end up buying what I need that week in groceries. And their vegan chicken salad cause that stuff is awesome.

  3. I would buy some Lake Champlain Chocolates, which are fresh all-natural gourmet chocolates made in Burlington VT. They are soooo good! And the nearest Whole Foods is a lot closer than Burlington. P.S. I’ll buy something really healthy too.

  4. If I win this gift card, I will recycle on porpoise! (Saw that on a Whole Foods sticker once)

  5. When I win a Whole Foods gift card, I will purchase some bulk Cherry Vanilla granola and make sweet, sweet love to every bowl.

  6. My whole paycheck should just be signed to whole foods. I’d spend the gift card on a splurge item I haven’t been able to afford!

  7. If I win, I will be able to buy groceries from Whole Foods without giving up an entire month’s worth of paychecks.

  8. if i win, this would definitely get me at least a few lunches’ worth of … well, i tend to just take a box and fill it with the most random assortment of foods from the hot/salad bar as possible. if only the one by work started putting indian food in the hot bar…

  9. if i win this gift card, i’m going to FINALLY buy a whole pint of the fig & goat cheese gelato instead of just getting a sample every time i walk past the dessert section.

  10. If I win this gift card I would spread justins nut butter alll over my……..toast. and a couple heathy energy drinks. :).

  11. It’s a good thing that one does not have to say anything in particular since I have never been to Whole Foods (yet another thing to look forward to when I get to civilization).

  12. If I win this gift card, I will buy bars of Vosges Bacon Chocolate Bars because I’m too impatient to buy them online and I don’t live in Las Vegas. Yes, I know there is an entire grocery store beyond the bacon chocolate, but I like bacon way too much to see anything past that shelf. I’m pretty sure the heavens opened up when I saw it there. I had been routing my travel flights through O’Hare just so I could go to the boutique. I really hate O’Hare. But now I don’t have to fly through a sucky airport or feign interest in gambling. I just go to Whole Foods. Help me, TIB. You’re my only hope.

  13. If I win I’d try an buy organic, free range/natural/whole food ingredients to make an amazing organic hamburger? I don’t know, I’ve never though about buying stuff from a whole food store. Maybe organic vegetables so I can see if it’s worth buying organic produce.

    Also, “I’ll will hug” should be “I’ll hug.”

  14. if i win this gift card, i’ll buy the ingredients to make a fancy pants vegan meal for my best friend’s birthday. and a bag of castor & pollux treats for my cats!

  15. If I win, I am going to get some blood oranges and throw them at the rich yuppies that shop there because it will be getting real in the Whole Foods parking lot!

  16. I actually work at whole foods in fairfield, ct. it’s not insanely expensive as long as you buy our 365 brand and stuff that’s on sale. but what makes me laugh around the store are the graphic design displays.

  17. If I won this gift card, I’d probably only be able to afford 2 meals from Whole Foods–but they’d be organically delicious.

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