PRIZE DRAWING: Because I Don’t Look Cool In These Sunglasses

When the folks at Mountain Dew sent samples of their new Kickstart beverages, they also included a pair of Spy Optics Discord sunglasses. It turns out it retails for $150. Since I sit in front of a computer all day, rarely go outside, and don’t look good with them on, I’m giving them away via a prize drawing.

To enter The Impulsive Buy’s Hey! I Wouldn’t Mind $150 Sunglasses Drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. You can say whatever you want in your comment.

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for his or her mailing addresses. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Thursday, February 28, 2013 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents 18 years old or older.

For those of you who have a Twitter account, you can get an additional entry by tweeting the following by Thursday, February 28, 2013 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time:

Hey, @theimpulsivebuy! Your ass is not cool enough for those sunglasses!

So just copy, paste, and tweet. Only one tweet per Twitter account.

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to forward you Harlem Shake videos. Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you Christmas cards I received this past Christmas. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or you wearing your sunglasses at night.

279 thoughts to “PRIZE DRAWING: Because I Don’t Look Cool In These Sunglasses”

  1. You’re my go-to source for all new Taco Bell items and novelty sodas. You’ve never let me down.

  2. The stupid head of HR at the MiB refuses to order me a new pair of sunglasses, and I’m really getting tired of my neuralyzer backfiring on me instead of the witnesses! Think those might work?

  3. Perfect timing, one of the glasses popped out of my pair today when I was at the store doing some “Spotted on the Shelves” recon…

  4. New reader here, but I’m glad I found a website that caters to my specific love of food.

    After my Ray-Bans got destroyed by a moving car, I could use a new pair.

  5. I sat on my only pair of sunglasses this morning on my way to work. Therefore I definitely could use a pair of swanky new ones!

  6. And here I was about to waste $10 on a pair of glasses that already have a crack on them.

  7. Aw yiss. I could totally go for some cool sunglasses. I could look like Agent J from Men in Black.

    Well, except a foot shorter and not black and not male and also I look nothing like Will Smith who am I kidding.

    …But sunglasses would get me one step closer!

  8. I need these sunglasses because, I get the biggest b***rs when I’m on campus!! The last sentence isn’t going to make much sense

  9. I might not look bad in these glasses. I have a pair of Foster Grants that are similar in style, but they are old and scratched and are getting difficult to see through on my way to and from work. These would be nice. But good luck to all who entered.

  10. I… am out of hooch currently. So I must needs get some this weekend, and perhaps some o’ that new Mountain Dew breakfast energy drink to wash it down with. And WOULDN’T I LOOK *COOL* sippin’ on some booze whilst wearing a $100+ pair of sunglasses? Damn straight I would.

  11. I am not sure how you can tell how they look just by the photo. But a pair would be nice I guess.

  12. Being the most unlucky person that’s ever graced this earth… It’s a miracle I’m not dead yet. And so I enter this drawing as a challenge to the gods of luck and chance. If I lose, then what else is new, if I win, what a pleasant surprise that would be.

  13. Hey, if my first blog post wins me a pair of Spy sunglasses, I may just be tempted to comment more!

  14. I’m a sunglass addict and those would be a nice addition to the others. Help us complete are circle of love.

  15. I envy the fact that you live in Hawaii…at least if I win the sunglasses I can hide the tears falling from my eyes as I can merely imagine myself riding in a convertible with palm trees overhead.

  16. I have no idea what a pair of $150 shades would do for me, but my son would likely appropriate them and acquire yet another girlfriend on sheer cool factor alone. Help the boy out, will you?

  17. Free Sunglasses won’t help me look cool, but it will help with my disguise as I go to Walmart looking for the new item “SPOTTED ON SHELVES”

  18. The wife decided to get her hair done (or is it did?) so now all of my spending money is gone. I need sunglasses something fierce. Please help a fella out.

  19. How much crap did you get from these guys? Beats headphones, sunglasses, and an Ipod? This drink must suck if they have to warm you up with that much free stuff. Tell you what, let me drink a bottle of Mountain Dew, piss in a cup, and send it to you for review. And if you give me these sunglasses, I’ll also send those to you as a free gift with my Mountain Dew Kickstart “Morning Wood flavor” (It would probably have the same color as the Orange Kickstart)

  20. I’ve recently discovered this website and it’s so much fun to read, even though I live in Eastern Europe and can’t actually taste some of the products described. 🙂

  21. Free sunglasses would rock. I live in Florida so the more sunglasses I have, the better.


  22. Because there is nothing cooler than the glasses over glasses look, and I would rock that so hard.

  23. I want these sunglasses so I can immediately sell them and use the money to buy a meet and greet package for the YES concert I will be attending in April.

  24. So last night I stared at the full red moon for like an hour, then I had this red circle whenever I blinked.

    Then I found out that the moon WAS ACTUALLY RELATED TO THE SUN :O.

  25. After seeing the limited edition carrot cake M&Ms I hunted them down to see if they were good… I polished off three bags last week.

  26. Have been looking for a good pair all year! What if I wore these only while eating/drinking

  27. I need a new pair of glasses. My last pair flew out my truck window.

    They were only about $25 glasses. I’d be more careful with $150 glasses.


  28. Hey these glasses are cool!And your cool to,wishin I had glasses like these!there lime green ones,Blue Grey Ice ones are pretty cool to

  29. So like, if I win these sunglasses, can I give them away as a prize on my site? Is that wrong? And I have this weakness of entering contests with a low entry barrier. 😉

  30. Hi the impulsive buy
    I love your blog
    I to have a passion for new product especially beverage (function related ie energy focus.relax. Yadda Yadda. I also. Have a sunglass thing. I love spy optics. I use. Sunglasses for props. On my own halfcaffhalfrelax reviews podcast. Regularly
    I would rock n rep. These. All the Time
    Thank-you for awes opportunity

  31. I feel like the term “sunglasses” is a little stereotypical…why do black glasses have to be worn ONLY in the sun? Why can’t I wear my shades in the shade? Or indoors? Poor little glasses, always being shunned to the sun….

    I would love me a pair of these, though 😉

  32. I can pretend to be an agent for the MIB! Well, if I win. And, since my name starts with J, I will be Agent J which I think means I am Will Smith.

    Or I could just look cooler the next time I go to the eye doctor and she needs to dilate my pupils.

  33. Wow, 272 comments. if only this many people commented when you werent giving something away

  34. Hey, @theimpulsivebuy! Your ass is not cool enough for those sunglasses! And I’m totally not cool enough for a Twitter account!

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