PRIZE DRAWING: Because I Want To Make You Say MOINK!


A few weeks ago we mentioned Jack in the Box’s new Bacon Insider, a burger with a bacon-infused beef patty, two layers of bacon, bacon mayo, lettuce, tomato, and American cheese on a brioche bun. It’s available for a limited time at participating Jack in the Box locations. Here’s a commercial:

If you haven’t had the opportunity to try the Bacon Insider, here’s your chance to try it for free or throw a Bacon Insider tasting party with your friends for free. The fine folks at Jack in the Box sent us gift cards and two t-shirts to give away, which are in the picture above and size large. So we’re giving away two prize packs, both come with a t-shirt and $50 worth of Jack’s Ca$h Cards.


To enter The Impulsive Buy’s I Want You To Make You Say MOINK! Giveaway, leave a comment with THIS post. You can write whatever you want, but you MUST include the following in your comment: “MOINK!” if you want the What Does the Bork Say? t-shirt and gift cards prize pack or “BACON!” if you want the I Heart Bacon t-shirt and gift cards prize pack. Comments that don’t have either will be disqualified. (If you forget to include it in your comment, just post another comment with it included, and we’ll delete your old comment.)

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winners for their mailing addresses.

We will stop accepting entries on Friday, February 28, 2014 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents 18 years old or older.

For those of you who have a Twitter account, you can get an additional entry by tweeting one of the following by Friday, February 28, 2014 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time:

If you want the What Does the Bork Say? prize pack, tweet:

Hey @theimpulsivebuy! #MOINK #MOINK!

Or if you want the I Heart Bacon prize pack, tweet:

Hey @theimpulsivebuy! I’mma swine rider. #baconinsider

So just copy, paste, and tweet. Only one tweet per Twitter account.

Good luck!


The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you emails about Chinese production costs for toothbrushes. Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you mail order bride catalogs from the 1990s. Bribes will not be accepted. If you’re coming from a site called Online-Sweepstakes, your entries will be disqualified because this drawing for Impulsive Buy readers only. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail or MOINK!

81 thoughts to “PRIZE DRAWING: Because I Want To Make You Say MOINK!”


    This is what the Bork says…

  2. “Bacon!” as the snowman would say, I’m feeling a bit thin in the skin, need some bacon now!

  3. I will be needing a Mother’s Day gift soon, so I guess that BACON t shirt might come in handy. 🙂
    Just kidding. i only have served mom breakfast in bed, not on her clothing.
    Seriously, the bacon shirt’d be great. Hope it is scratch n sniff.

  4. Oh man I would totally love to have that BACON! shirt. $50 bucks in grub ain’t bad either!

  5. Don’t tell my cardiologist but i could eat $50 in BACON! And then wear the shirt to his office and just smile. Well if it still fit.

  6. I have to wonder if a BORK that says “MOINK!” will get any blowback from the creators of Star Trek’s BORG or TV’s MORK from ORK. I mean they could really get frakked over this… Shazbot!

    Or from the Muppets! Whose Swedish Chef character frequently uses the same exact word, BORK, but has never been seen cooking a Bork, especially considering Miss Piggy and the other Muppet pigs… Yep, this is going to get hairy, or at least fuzzy.

  7. I REALLY want one of those “BACON!” t-shirts! I promise to wear it every day, every where! I’ll even post pictures of me in that t-shirt to my TwitPic and Facebook accounts. Seriously….

  8. I really want to try this burger, but it seems a bit overpriced. Even with all of that BACON! But I would certainly try one if I had all of that Jack’s Ca$h.

  9. New Poem:

    Bacon Bacon Bacon Ba-con

    Bacon Bacon BACON baked

    Golf ball

    Bacon BAY-con

  10. When I asked my mom What the MOINK! she was making for dinner. She replied that I would be getting nothing but a bar of soap with that potty mouth :'(

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