NOT FOOD: H-E-B Birthday Cake Sunscreen

H E B Birthday Cake Sunscreen

H E B Birthday Cake Sunscreen Cream

Protect your birthday boy or girl at their birthday party while they eat birthday cake with birthday cake scented sunscreen. (Spotted by Robbie at H-E-B.)

13 thoughts to “NOT FOOD: H-E-B Birthday Cake Sunscreen”

  1. Yeah…let’s take a guess as to how many kids will try to squirt that stuff into their little mouth-holes. lol

  2. I bet that there is a really silly warning on their about it not bein meant for consumption…

  3. Now this will make the kids more attracted to the fish in the lakes and the sharks in the oceans lol!

  4. To quote Chuckie from Rugrats after he and Tommy had suntan lotion put on them: “We’re sticky, we look funny, and we smell like a coconut cream pie.”

  5. The “kids eating this” shtick is getting old considering you can already find coconut scented sunscreen.

    1. Haha, maybe it will. Also HEB will shortly be releasing a confetti cupcake bee repellant spray conveniently placed next to this sunscreen.

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