REVIEW: Coconut Oreo Thins

Coconut Oreo Thins

I guess the best way to describe Coconut Oreo Thins would be to copy a year old viral video.

C-C-C-C.

I have a cookie. I have a choco.

Uuh! Choco cookie!

I have a creme. I have a coconut.

Uuh! Coconut creme!

Choco cookie. Coconut creme.

Uuh! Coconut-creme-choco-cookie!

Coconut-flavored creme is not new in the vast Oreo universe. It was in the Coconut Delight Oreo Fudge Cremes, 2015’s Limited Edition Toasted Coconut Oreo, and in Oreo cookies overseas.

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The new Coconut Oreo Thins look exactly like the original Oreo Thins. — two chocolate wafer with a thin ghost white creme layer between them. The big fat clue that tells you they aren’t regular Oreo Thins before you pop them into your mouth is their Hawaiian Tropic sunscreen-like coconut aroma. Just one whiff and my mind is whisked away to a far away destination about one mile from my house to the beaches of Waikiki and rows of tourists that radiate the aromas of SPF 30-50. Even though it reminds me of sunscreen, it’s an inviting scent.

Now I’m one of those people who likes the flavor of coconut, but doesn’t like its texture. So if you’re like me, there’s good news because there aren’t any coconut shreds, slices, specks, or scraps.

Now I’ve had a problem with Oreo Thins ever since they debuted in the U.S. about two years ago. They’re too easy to eat. The serving size is four cookies. But sometimes I eat six. Sometimes I eat eight. And sometimes I eat enough to get a stomachache.

That hasn’t been the case with these. But there’s an odd reason why.

With that first cookie, the semi-sweet chocolate wafers allow the sweet, artificial coconut flavor to hit my taste buds with just the right amount. It’s delightful.

BUT.

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There’s something I notice when I eat a subsequent cookie right after the first. The coconut flavor that I experienced with the first cookie almost completely disappears. It’s as if my taste buds are numb to it or the chocolate wafers are cocoblocking it.

Eating four, six, eight, or enough to get a stomachache doesn’t improve things. However, if I allow my taste buds to reset for 30 minutes or so, the coconut flavor comes back with another cookie. But those I eat right after lose their coconuttiness. It’s a vicious cycle.

Of course, your results may vary. But it’s disappointing to me because these are cookies I don’t want to put down. They’re really good. But to experience the best flavor, I have to put them down and wait. So I guess my original problem of Oreo Thins being too easy to eat is solved, but now there’s another.

(Nutrition Facts – 4 cookies – 140 calories, 50 calories from fat, 6 grams of fat, 2 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 90 milligrams of sodium, 45 milligrams of potassium, 21 grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of fiber, 12 grams of sugar, and 1 gram of protein.)

Purchased Price: $3.98
Size: 10.1 oz. package
Purchased at: Times Supermarket
Rating: 7 out of 10
Pros: Great cookies. Right amount of coconut flavor with the first cookie. Smells nice. No coconut bits. Pikotaro.
Cons: Subsequent cookies don’t have as strong of a coconut flavor as the first when eating one after another. Having to let my taste buds reset in order to enjoy these cookies. Eating so many cookies that I get a stomachache.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES (FROZEN BREAKFAST STUFF EDITION) – 6/14/2017

Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by us and your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Kellogg s Eggo Chocolatey Chip Choco Toast

Kellogg’s Eggo Chocolatey Chip Choco-Toast

(Spotted by Amanda Y at Walmart.)

Jimmy Dean Ranchero Steak  Eggs Bowl

Jimmy Dean Ranchero Steak & Eggs Bowl

Jimmy Dean Burrito Breakfast Bowl

Jimmy Dean Burrito Breakfast Bowl

Jimmy Dean Loaded Potato Breakfast Bowl

Jimmy Dean Loaded Potato Breakfast Bowl

(Spotted by Jason M and Amanda Y at Walmart.)

El Monterey Morning Squares Meat Lovers Cheese Egg Sausage  Bacon

El Monterey Morning Squares Meat Lovers Cheese, Egg, Sausage & Bacon

El Monterey Morning Squares Sausage Egg  Cheese

El Monterey Morning Squares Sausage, Egg & Cheese

El Monterey Morning Squares Chorizo Egg  Cheese

El Monterey Morning Squares Chorizo, Egg & Cheese

El Monterey Simply Breakfast Burritos Egg Turkey Sausage  Cheese

El Monterey Simply Breakfast Burritos Egg, Turkey Sausage & Cheese

El Monterey Spicy Egg Potato Cheese Sauce  Sausage Breakfast Wraps

El Monterey Spicy Egg, Potato, Cheese Sauce & Sausage Breakfast Wraps

El Monterey Egg Potato Bacon  Cheese Sauce Breakfast Wraps

El Monterey Egg, Potato, Bacon & Cheese Sauce Breakfast Wraps

El Monterey Egg Sausage  Cheese Breakfast Mexi Rollers

El Monterey Egg, Sausage & Cheese Breakfast Mexi Rollers

El Monterey Breakfast Mexi Rollers French Toast  Sausage

El Monterey Breakfast Mexi Rollers French Toast & Sausage

(Spotted by Jason M and Amanda Y at Walmart.)

Moe s Southwest Grill Chicken Chilaquiles and Chorizo Benedict Breakfast Bowls

Moe’s Southwest Grill Chicken Chilaquiles and Chorizo Benedict Breakfast Bowls

Moe s Southwest Grill Southwest Vegetarian and Chorizo  Eggs Breakfast Bowls

Moe’s Southwest Grill Southwest Vegetarian and Chorizo & Eggs Breakfast Bowls

Moe s Southwest Grill Huevos Rancheros Breakfast Bowl

Moe’s Southwest Grill Huevos Rancheros Breakfast Bowl

(Spotted by Jason M at Walmart.)

Thank you to all the photo contributors! If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.

Also, if you want to send in photos and are wondering if we’ve already covered something, don’t worry about it. Let us worry about it.

FAST FOOD NEWS: Starbucks Violet Drink and Matcha Lemonade

Starbucks Matcha Lemonade and Violet Drink

Update: We reviewed the Matcha Lemonade! Click here to read our review.

Starbucks has partnered with Lady Gaga to offer the Cups of Kindness Collection that features four iced beverages hand-picked by Lady Gaga. Two of them, the Pink Drink and Ombré Pink Drink, are menu regulars. But there are also two new beverages — the Violet Drink and Matcha Lemonade.

The Violet Drink is a Very Berry Hibiscus Starbucks Refreshers Beverage mixed with coconutmilk, freeze-dried blackberries, and ice. The Matcha Lemonade combines finely ground Teavana matcha green tea and lemonade that’s shaken with ice.

Starbucks is donating 25 cents from each Cups of Kindness beverage sold through June 19 to the Born This Way Foundation. According to the coffee chain, funds raised will go toward programs that support youth wellness and empowerment by fostering kindness, improving mental health resources, and creating more positive environments.

A grande Violet Drink has 110 calories, 3 grams of fat, 2.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 0 milligrams of sodium, 22 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of fiber, 19 grams of sugar, 0 grams of protein, and 45 milligrams of caffeine.

If you’ve tried either of the new drinks, let us know what you think of it in the comments.

(Image via Starbucks)

SPOTTED ON SHELVES (TRADER JOE’S EDITION) – 6/13/2017

Here are some new Trader Joe’s products found on store shelves by your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of them, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Trader Joe s Ranch Seasoned Crispy Chickpeas

Trader Joe’s Ranch Seasoned Crispy Chickpeas

(Spotted by Sylvia at Trader Joe’s.)

Trader Joe s Sweet Corn Burrata  Basil Ravioli

Trader Joe’s Sweet Corn, Burrata & Basil Ravioli

(Spotted by Rachel C at Trader Joe’s.)

Trader Joe s Organic Sprouted Tricolor Quinoa

Trader Joe’s Organic Sprouted Tricolor Quinoa

(Spotted by Sylvia at Trader Joe’s.)

Trader Joe s Onion Salt

Trader Joe’s Onion Salt

(Spotted by Sylvia at Trader Joe’s.)

Thank you to all the photo contributors! If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.

Also, if you want to send in photos and are wondering if we’ve already covered something, don’t worry about it. Let us worry about it.

REMINDER: Free Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco Today

Free Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco Today

The Golden State Warriors are once again NBA Champions! But for Cleveland Cavaliers fans, take some comfort in the fact that you’ll probably be in The Finals next year and the Warriors’ win in Game 3 will get you a free Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco today (June 13).

To receive your free taco, you must be in line at any participating Taco Bell location between 2:00 p.m. and 6:00 p.m. local time (today only) and request a free taco. No purchase necessary. Limit one per person, while supplies last.

For complete rules, visit Taco Bell’s Steal a Game, Steal a Taco page.

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