Klondike Donuts would’ve been more impressive looking if they had the standard round shape of the fried treat instead of appearing like the food love child of a Dunkin’ donut and Wendy’s beef patty. The line of frozen novelties come in three donut-inspired flavors — Boston Cream, Frosted Strawberry, and Triple Chocolate. According to the […]
I once e-mailed Jelly Belly about making an Advil flavored jelly bean. You know that sugary coating the orange Advils have for three seconds? That. Needless to say, they never got back to me. Apparently dirt and dog food are acceptable flavors, but nooooo, not Advil. I guess I just figured the innovators over at […]
In 1829, minister Sylvester Graham invented the graham cracker as an intentionally bland food that would suppress “carnal urges.” No, I’m not making this up: Graham crackers want you to stop masturbating. But despite Sylvester “No Fun Allowed” Graham’s best efforts, people have continued masturbating for 187 years, and they seem to have no plans […]
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Jelly Belly, the company that makes jelly beans in flavors that your heart does and doesn’t desire, has teamed up with Tabasco to produce sweet and spicy jelly beans. The new jelly bean flavor uses genuine Tabasco seasoning, giving them the flavor and kick Tabasco lovers will enjoy. It will also give those who get […]